A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
2007-02-21 20:25:24 · 20 answers · asked by Sheila 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one, but one back at ya........ Did you ever hear about the blond that sold her car for gas money?
2007-02-21 20:31:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Heard this? A blonde gal was driving down the freeway and saw another blonde out in a field in a row boat rowing for all she was worth. It made her so mad, she pulled off the side of the road and shouted at the girl in the boat. "You stop that right now!! Do you know how stupid your making blondes look? If I could swim I'd come out there and kick your b*tt!!" How about the two blondes laying on the beach in Calif. one night gazing at the big full moon. One says " It's so big and beautiful. Do you think it's further away from here than Florida?" The second one says "Hello!!! Can we see Florida?!!!" (Don't take offence. I'm blonde AND Irish!)
2007-02-21 20:54:29 · answer #2 · answered by DixeVil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but maybe not for blondes. Some do have a sense of humor after you explain it.
2007-02-21 20:28:34 · answer #3 · answered by skip1960 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"
So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell -- but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."
"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.
The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.
"It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."
Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.
The third man came to the front of the line, and again Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his story.
"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding inside a refrigerator..."
2007-02-21 22:35:36 · answer #4 · answered by daniel a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pure brilliance - am still smiling and can't wait to tell all my blonde mates (but just the once!!)
2007-02-21 20:31:37 · answer #5 · answered by taevey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
slapp yourself for telling that .my 6 year old daughter thinks up better knok knok jokes
2007-02-21 20:30:26 · answer #6 · answered by nrrs_chrstphr 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was the best blonde joke ive heard yet!!!!!
2007-02-21 20:35:21 · answer #7 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny, I liked that one!
2007-02-21 20:28:51 · answer #8 · answered by julia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
2007-02-21 20:27:25 · answer #9 · answered by JennieRose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah pretty funny
2007-02-21 20:28:29 · answer #10 · answered by whosajiggawhat? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋