2007-02-21 20:25:13 · 10 answers · asked by Loathe thy neighbor. 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I knew a mexican guy named Jesus, he was a janitor, he swept.
2007-02-21 20:32:45 · update #1
The kitchen floor every day.
2007-02-21 20:30:48 · answer #1 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hmm...must have had crossed eyes when reading that one! He swept the world out of darkness and into chaos, now didn't he? He swept your mind right into the gutter so you could have some fun with that one, didn't he? Of course, he also saves, but at what bank?
2007-02-22 04:29:33 · answer #2 · answered by Roosterkroozer 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Joh 11:26 And everyone living and believing into Me shall not die to the age, never! Do you believe this?
Joh 11:27 She said to Him, Yes, Lord, I have believed that You are the Christ, the Son of God who comes into the world.
Joh 11:28 And saying these things, she went away and called her sister Mary secretly, saying, The Teacher is here and calls you.
Joh 11:29 That one, when she heard, rose up quickly and came to Him.
Joh 11:30 And Jesus had not yet come into the village, but was in the place where Martha met Him.
Joh 11:31 Then the Jews who were with her in the house, and consoling her, seeing that Mary quickly rose up and went out, they followed her, saying, She is going to the tomb so that she may weep there.
Joh 11:32 Then Mary, when she came where Jesus was, seeing Him, she fell at His feet, saying to Him, Lord, if You were here, my brother would not have died.
Joh 11:33 Then when He saw her weeping, and the Jews who came down with her weeping, Jesus groaned in the spirit and troubled Himself.
Joh 11:34 And He said, Where have you put him? They said to Him, Lord, come and see.
Joh 11:35 Jesus wept.
Joh 11:36 Then the Jews said, See how He loved him!
Joh 11:37 But some of them said, Was this One, the One opening the eyes of the blind, not able to have caused that this one should not die?
Joh 11:38 Then groaning again within Himself, Jesus came to the tomb. And it was a cave, and a stone was lying on it.
Joh 11:39 Jesus said, Lift the stone. Martha, the sister of the one that had died, said to Him, Lord, he already smells, for it is the fourth day.
Joh 11:40 Jesus said to her, Did I not say to you that if you would believe you will see the glory of God?
Joh 11:41 Then they lifted the stone where the dead one was laid. And Jesus lifted His eyes upward and said, Father, I thank You that You heard Me.
2007-02-22 04:32:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
Jesus swept me of my feet and I Love him
2007-02-22 04:27:50 · answer #4 · answered by janice m 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
No, he ordered that big yellow road-cleaning machine with rotating brushes.
He was too busy destroying the evidence of turning water into wine. There was just one small problem - at the time the miracle occured, he was sunbathing next to a swimming pool.
2007-02-22 04:28:54 · answer #5 · answered by Ymmo the Heathen 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I was hoping for something intelligent in the rest of the question when I opened to answer.. boy was I wrong.I Should known with the "typo" it was gonna be dumb.
2007-02-22 04:34:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jesus wept.the shortest verse in the holy bible.Nowhere in bible did Jesus sweep.
2007-02-22 04:33:48 · answer #7 · answered by mukwathagicu 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I think you mean Jesus wept. This would be a true statement.
2007-02-22 04:30:19 · answer #8 · answered by skip1960 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
i think its funny how you got so many answers even though... you didnt really ask a question...
and here is one more! lol.
2007-02-22 04:32:43 · answer #9 · answered by Loathing 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
religiously!
2007-02-22 04:28:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋