A little boy and a little girl go every day to play in a chicken coop. One day the little girl comes up to the little boy and says, "We can't play in the chicken coop anymore."
The little boy asks, "Why not?"
The little girl answers, "'Cause I'm growing feathers."
The little boy stares at her in disbelief and says, "No way. Show me."
So she pulls down her pants. He thinks about it for a little while and decides it's not that big of a deal, so they both decide to continue playing in the chicken coop.
A few weeks later the little boy comes up to the little girl and says, "We can't play in the chicken coop anymore."
"Why not?" she asks.
"'Cause," he says, "I'm growing feathers, too."
She looks at him in disbelief and says, "No way. Show me!"
So he pulls down his pants. The little girl's eyes widen, and she says, "You're not just growing feathers, you're also growing a neck and a gizzard!"
2007-02-21 20:01:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh too gross!! Lovin` it
have a *
Tink x
2007-02-23 02:33:39 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny !
incidentally, can I please ask EVERYONE to complain about Violations when they are not warranted.?
A lot of people have been deleted recently after working very hard to get up to a level where they can ask and answer unlimited.
If you get violated for something that is NOT even close to being offensive, please report it with the email header "harassment by another user" and state that you do not deserve this violation. Say that it is harassment and you want the matter investigated and the REPORTERS account suspended.
I will be reporting EVERY one from now on
Lets stop the mindless yobs destroying our work
Just one point though. If you deserve the Violation - take it on the chin !
2007-02-22 07:03:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-02-22 04:37:25 · answer #3 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cracker chris heard it being calleda lot of things but not a gizzard
2007-02-22 07:51:29 · answer #4 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
close to the border line but funny neither the less
2007-02-22 09:55:03 · answer #5 · answered by pithermichael 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your another person . who needs to have a word with the men in white..how many times have you jumped the perimiter..
2007-02-22 04:12:42 · answer #6 · answered by rusty 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
feathers haha.
2007-02-22 08:00:02 · answer #7 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny,but so wrong on many levels,still funny though!
2007-02-22 04:56:29 · answer #8 · answered by binky677 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant! Have a * too!
2007-02-22 04:11:39 · answer #9 · answered by Jay A 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha very funny
2007-02-22 04:34:33 · answer #10 · answered by michelle m 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋