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One day a doctor calls an elderly man and tells him he has some good news and some bad news about his condition.

The doctor says, "I have some good news and bad news for you. The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."

The old man says,"That's the good news?! Then what's the bad news?"

The doctor calmly replies,"I was supposed to tell you yesterday."

Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snow balls.

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the prxcks on the outside!!!

2007-02-21 19:59:20 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

21 answers

all good chris BMWis ooow so true

2007-02-21 23:46:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny

2007-02-22 04:04:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The snow people joke was funny

2007-02-22 04:02:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ouch, the BMW one is mean...

But the snow people's joke was funny.

2007-02-22 04:10:51 · answer #4 · answered by AxisofOddity 5 · 0 0

Excellent!

2007-02-22 04:38:13 · answer #5 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0 0

the snow joke is funny

2007-02-22 04:06:00 · answer #6 · answered by xpsihateyou 2 · 0 0

i like the one about the bmw

2007-02-22 04:36:57 · answer #7 · answered by michelle m 3 · 0 0

Alas, not original or funny. Sorry Chris.

Best wishes, J

2007-02-22 04:03:12 · answer #8 · answered by sirjulian 3 · 0 1

Naughty

10/10

Tink x

2007-02-23 10:31:33 · answer #9 · answered by Tink 5 · 0 0

i thought the doctor one was funny!

2007-02-22 05:10:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

10/10 for all three. great jokes

2007-02-22 10:31:34 · answer #11 · answered by laney 5 · 0 0

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