What do you think of this story/joke?

Question

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment"RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the way to the office he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclose the following typed note:
"Dear Madam:Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:
1 - it had never been occupied;
2 - there was plenty of heat; and
3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check
for $250 with the following note :

Dear Sir:
First of all, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the
apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.

Please remit the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady."

Answer 1

Good one. How about this ? An old sailor goes into a bordello and tells the madame. "I've been out to sea for six months w/out a woman and I want the youngest, hottest gal you've got!" The madame says, "I don't know. You look pretty old. Are you sure you can handle it?" The Sailor insisted he could handle anything so he was sent up-stairs with a young cutie. He was really getting with it and he looked at the girl and said, "Well Honey. How am I doing?" She said "Oh, about 3 nots". "Three knotts? What do you mean 3 knotts?" She said, "Well. Your not up, your not in and your NOT GETTING YOUR MONEY BACK!"

Answer 2

Pretty funny, it took me a minute to get it.

Answer 3

That cow sent the letter to my wife. Now she angry!

Answer 4

now thats funny

Answer 5

What a great joke ... here I am screaming with laughter in the wee hours, and my dog is barking at me!! THANKS!!