A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking tramp who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?"
"No, I stopped drinking years ago," the tramp said.
"Will you use it to gamble?"
"I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive."
"Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?"
"Are you NUTS! I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars.
Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The tramp was astounded.
"Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad."
The man replied, "That's OK. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf."
2007-02-21 19:52:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one chris 10/10
2007-02-21 23:43:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-02-22 03:59:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that`s funny!! Take a bow.
10/10
Tink x
2007-02-23 10:29:41 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-02-22 04:39:10 · answer #4 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Def funny
2007-02-22 04:24:59 · answer #5 · answered by crazylady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny lol my hubby loved that 1
2007-02-22 04:39:00 · answer #6 · answered by michelle m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
laughed after so many days thnk uu
2007-02-22 04:00:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny
2007-02-22 04:43:32 · answer #8 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahhahaa thanks!
2007-02-22 03:57:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋