IT'S A GUY THING"
"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
"Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
"I have no idea how it works."
"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
"Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
"I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car
I've ever owned.. but I forgot your birthday."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
"I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
"And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
2007-02-21 19:46:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
"What did you catch me at?"
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
"No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up."
2007-02-21 19:46:49 · update #1
Oh how true!!
l Loved this one: "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
"What did you catch me at?"
Keep it up, and a * 4 ya
Tink x
2007-02-23 02:19:39 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Excellent!
2007-02-22 04:40:47 · answer #2 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
boys sometime make funny and girls false. too many girls think she is a intelligent but she is not she is fool.
2007-02-22 03:52:56 · answer #3 · answered by miku87_in 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The I can't find it one is so true, very funny.
2007-02-22 04:42:46 · answer #4 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Has my fella been staying with you??? lol, very good
2007-02-22 04:55:32 · answer #5 · answered by sharon f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why r u soo stupid uz girlie dont undersand a word you say u ********
2007-02-22 06:08:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i think this was really good my hubby liked it to
2007-02-22 04:42:04 · answer #7 · answered by michelle m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, so true lol
2007-02-22 06:39:58 · answer #8 · answered by Rubber * Duckie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
false
2007-02-22 04:00:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol....you are so right..thanks for making me laugh you have brightened my day
2007-02-22 03:53:35 · answer #10 · answered by angie 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋