For a couple of years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I've found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work. Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for state and city governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes.
2007-02-21 19:08:17 · 12 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good One! LOL.
2007-02-25 00:52:28 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
... I don't work. Also, your forgetting that we outsource jobs now, so not all work is done in this country. Also, you havent taken into consideration illegal immigrants who are the soul of our country. They do menial labour jobs for little pay and work 3 times as hard as a citizen. They help our country flourish. God bless illegal immigrants.
2007-02-22 03:13:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha-ha-ha funny I got involved in this reading
2007-02-22 03:11:48 · answer #3 · answered by Yana U 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEY!!! As an employee of the federal government, I resemble that remark....LOL!
2007-02-22 03:13:00 · answer #4 · answered by Yinzer Power 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's old. but i luv you for that because it's so true. lol.
go listen to your favorite disco songs with your headphones and think of me as you doze off with melatonin.
2007-02-22 03:11:33 · answer #5 · answered by bi pimp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice....... and right now I'm watching the 1,211,998 people
2007-02-22 03:11:56 · answer #6 · answered by Caged 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats like a clever one
2007-02-22 03:16:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha yeah right just you and me
2007-02-22 03:40:30 · answer #8 · answered by yeanne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, thats goood!
2007-02-22 03:10:57 · answer #9 · answered by Lex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you hear that?...he's coming!..lmao..jk..thx for the laughs...
2007-02-22 03:11:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋