How do I hire a small army of angry penguins?

Question

i was recently taken hostage by a small army of angry penguins that were under orders from a friend on mine.
I want to know how to hire such an army. O.O

Answer 1

Fill your house with Bud Ice. You'll know you've succeeded when you hear the telltaled "dooby dooby doo".

Answer 2

well...these things are normal here on the East Coast..my suggestion would be check yourself into a psychiatrists office.or asylum...if that does not work you can always go around recruiting penguins at the zoo...make sure you include that health care benefits apply once enlistment and basic penguin training is completed....then and only then will you start building a penguin army! and maybe someday a air force?!

good luck with the penguin army!

Answer 3

I heard about this one group of fugitive mercenary penguins.

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These birds promptly escaped a maximum security stockade to the Los Arcticos underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... a bunch of penguins.

I think they were penguins, at least.

Answer 4

Well the first thing you gotta do is learn penguinese.

For instance hello = "picpic" in penguinese

Then you need to travel to the Antarctica and talk to Herman, the leader of APC (angry penguin coalition). Pitch him the idea of your evil scheme and cut him in on the deal. Keep in mind he never offers use of his angry penguin thugs for less than a 30% cut. once he is happy with the offer though him a nice piece of fresh cod fish and shake his left flapper. say "picpuk" (translation: "thank you") and give him the location of your secrete base. He will arrange transportation of you new penguine army.

That should about do it

P.S. Penguin Air has cheep rate right now to Antarctica.

Answer 5

Watch the film, "Happy Feet", you can know the behavior of the penguins and will ultimately know how to hire them as an army.

Answer 6

you should hire a small army of seal/sea lion so they could eat the small army of angry penguins. Then, you'll win the battle for sure. ^_^

Answer 7

I think you need a bigger army than that, but I have just the thing. tell George Bush that the penguins are trying to take their oil back.

Answer 8

for my area, this warfare is ridiculous. United we stand, Divided we fall. Puffins and Penguins have too plenty in trouble-free to combat among themselves. connect at the same time to artwork against trouble-free enemies for the wellness of the two Penguins and Puffins.

Answer 9

Call a 900 number and ask for Frisky Freddy.

Answer 10

Well go to sleep and hire your army and finish your dream