As proposed by The Dude:
(1) Every time a Christian earnestly asks about Pascal's Wager WITHOUT KNOWING that it's called Pascal's Wager, take pony shot. (A small one.)
(2) Every time a fundie actually knows ahead of time what Pascal's Wager is, take a full shot.
(3) Every time someone asks what's wrong with Pascal's wager, take a swig of beer.
(4) Have a glass of champagne if they actually understand.
2007-02-21 16:08:14 · 24 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 2.0 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
And for the non-drinkers, they have to eat. Something like chocolate, potato chips, or if you absolutely have to, 1 tablespoon of butter :)
2007-02-21 16:13:32 · update #1
But I don't dri-i-i-ink!
*cries*
Can I... *sniffles* can I drink KoolAid instead of alcohol? If so, I'm IN!!
2007-02-21 16:11:07 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 11⤊ 1⤋
Pascal's Wager, Pascal's Wager, Pascal's Wager.
2016-03-29 06:37:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You left out:
5) Every time a Christian knows ahead of time what Pascal's Wager is, apparently understands the words, but tries to insist and prove that it's valid anyway... time for a whole can of beer! *chug chug chug*
2007-02-21 16:13:25 · answer #3 · answered by prairiecrow 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
What's wrong with Pascal's Wager?
=) Drink heartily, my friends.
2007-02-22 06:12:19 · answer #4 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Another Wager story
*banging my head against the wall*
There's a feud between me and the word "Wager"
2007-02-21 16:11:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
9 trillion 873 billion 492 million 193,205 bottles of beer on the wall. Who thinks you're drinking champagne....that means they UNDERSTAND. You know thats not happening.
2007-02-21 16:15:54 · answer #6 · answered by Ordin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a bottle of vodka...... and a empty fridge. I am the non-drinker. :(
This game would be fun if we everyone was here. Drinking on-line with people i don't know would feel like drinking with imaginary friends. Sorry PAss........
Atheist
2007-02-21 16:28:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever you. But the teenagers had a party the other weekend, and all my kahlua and vodka mysteriously vanished. Did you have a specific question for Black Russians?
2007-02-21 16:19:11 · answer #8 · answered by Shinigami 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my, I guess tomorrow will be a hangover day then, eh? I don't think I have anything but mead in the house, so I'll have to figure out a way to portion that out....
2007-02-21 16:21:28 · answer #9 · answered by N 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I suppose it's well that I've a bit of the Gael in me, then.
The rules are set up for us to roflao and never get up again.
2007-02-21 16:27:29 · answer #10 · answered by dorkmobile 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know I've already killed off one bottle of wine.
I do have 2 bottles of wine in the pantry, hmm...
No beer, but I do have some whiskey & vodka, oh that would make me sick, lol
2007-02-21 16:17:02 · answer #11 · answered by lilith 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋