Well, I'll tell you.
First you dig a hole next to the gopher hole and fill it with ashes.
Then place a ring of green peas around the gopher's hole.
Then when a gopher comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.
2007-02-21 15:56:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry, sleep depravation causes me to tell stupid old jokes.
2007-02-21 16:07:30 · update #1
LMFAO!!!!
now THAT! was the turning point for today!!!
(thanks a lot...needed a good laugh)
(^_^)
2007-02-21 16:06:19 · answer #1 · answered by Arez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then what?? I mean, now you've got a gopher full of ashes in your garden. He's still gonna eat your veggies!
2007-02-22 00:02:44 · answer #2 · answered by drunkandisorderly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, since you answered your own question?
Guess it just won't do to suggest that you ask the critter (politely) to leave?
2007-02-21 23:59:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
STICK SOME JUICY FRUIT GUM IN SEVERAL GOPHER TUNNELS AND THEY WILL EAT THE GUM AND EXPLODE. IT SHOULD RID YOUR PLACE OF GOPHERS
2007-02-21 23:59:29 · answer #4 · answered by woolly worm 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i was going to say tell him you need something from the shed..haha, get it go fer..he could go get it.
2007-02-22 01:04:41 · answer #5 · answered by loveboatcaptain 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO! FUNNY!!!
2007-02-22 00:01:46 · answer #6 · answered by MuZzZ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO......good one
2007-02-22 00:00:07 · answer #7 · answered by Rhylie and Paiyden 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NO how????
2007-02-22 01:49:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope thanks for the infos
2007-02-22 00:00:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋