out in a soundproofed room drinking beer and listening to music. of course ill make myself available to answer all your little questions about the universe and praise you..and you all can go ahead and breed like bunnies for all i care! who is with me?
2007-02-21 15:47:27 · 20 answers · asked by darkling 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
As long as you dont steal the members from my virtually identical cult then go for it good luck, fellow prophet of God!
2007-02-21 15:57:28 · answer #1 · answered by Together 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. Because it sounds ridiculous. What's important to me is that you're really serious about the cult that you're starting. The last cult that I was a part of had NO health plan - Do you believe that? So get this, one day, my friend Joey, he's my "partner, cause in this cult we had to pair up, he goes, "Hey Jimmy! (just like that) The other day I went to Lenscrafters and they wouldn't accept my cult health card," and my response was, "Hey Joey, they didn't accept it because we never got health cards, you gave them the fake American Express card that you got when you bought your wallet." IN WHICH CASE, he said, "Shutup, we didn't?" and I replied, "No, I'm just kidding, they didn't give you glasses because you're Canadian and nobody likes Canadians. Now continue hoeing those tomatoes, you Canadian bi*ch."
How did this little quip become all about Canadian hate? I don't know.
Good luck with figuring THAT out!
2007-02-21 15:56:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I think starting a cult is great.........you can drink some kool-aid and die, take on the ATF and die, and you can lay in a cot and wait for aliens to come take you "home" and die........this sounds like a day at Disney Land to me. Look at history most Cults have some half ****** leader that gets all doped up and kills everyone but yet he goes to prison and gets a 370 pound boyfriend named Bubba. So that would be you then...........sounds fun.
2007-02-21 15:54:36 · answer #3 · answered by jffryweeks 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scary
2007-02-21 15:51:10 · answer #4 · answered by Tara143 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ill do the breeding part.
im not growing veges tho
or cleaning..
unless im chopped
2007-02-21 15:52:31 · answer #5 · answered by LostMyMind 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it ok if I grow stuff and clean vegies instead?
2007-02-21 15:53:52 · answer #6 · answered by McWalmart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, cults are bad, mkay? Just take a look at Scientology!
2007-02-21 15:50:00 · answer #7 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i want to sit in the soundproof room with you.
2007-02-21 15:51:00 · answer #8 · answered by john galt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those who are not against me are for me, I think. I want to be the princess
2007-02-21 15:51:16 · answer #9 · answered by know it all 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I get good drugs and good sex and free choice, I'll do it.
2007-02-21 15:50:44 · answer #10 · answered by lord_makus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋