Do you think the bite will get infected?
2007-02-21 15:07:58 · 23 answers · asked by mighty_power7 7 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Did this happen during a full moon? If so, it may be a Werefruitcake, and the only thing you can do is get your own radio show. Sorry, it's a terrible and cruel fate that awaits. Really I think it has more to do with what kind of alcohol does Grandma use in her recipe? Is your granny's last name Fogarty? The male fruitcakes (ones with nuts) can be more agressive but I find the female of all species can be the most deadly. I suggest if you have to hunt it down you wear eye protection because if you shoot the juicy ones at close range you always get some of it on you. Don't just hack it in half, because then you have twice as many to deal with. And remember, fruitcakes can smell, so try and approach from downwind, and never, ever, let them know you're afraid. they can SMELL fear!
2007-02-21 15:26:22 · answer #1 · answered by theshadowknows 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It seems the fruitcake can type...
Just in the off chance that you are serious and got a wound from food falling out of a pan, wash it with soap and water and use a first-aid cream and dressing to prevent infection. And in the likely chance you are joking, please find somewhere else to be funny.
2007-02-21 23:12:31 · answer #2 · answered by Firedoc 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well obviously its a vampire fruitcake. Just open the blinds or rub some garlic on it.
OR
you can just stick it in the trash.
The choice is yours.
p.s. dont worry about infection, vampires are not poisonous.
2007-02-21 23:11:28 · answer #3 · answered by nerveserver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
r u ok? u should probably go get a tentnus shot or something.. hehe LOL.... r u just using this as a question cause u can't think of anything else? if u r , u r not alone... this answers thing is too addictive... u try to do work.. but soon enough u find yorself back on it trying to find the answer to something random or answering other peoples questions or seeing how many points you have... i really should be getting back to doing my work.... aghhh i can't stop .... :)
2007-02-21 23:14:25 · answer #4 · answered by Random one 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wrestle it back into the pan, wrap it up, and send it to good ol' grandma at Christmas time.
The bite probably won't get infected - matter of fact, it won't even get moldy.
It will heal and resurface every Christmas................
2007-02-21 23:11:03 · answer #5 · answered by bluenbri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may need to get a tetanus shot. You should put a muzzle on that fruitcake!
2007-02-21 23:10:58 · answer #6 · answered by true blue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quick get a tetanus shot then bite your grandma with a silver tooth everyone knows thats the only way to kill a werecake
2007-02-22 01:49:01 · answer #7 · answered by beebop 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but you should go check out your local psych ward. I hear they are fruitcake free. (in the food sense that is)
2007-02-21 23:16:09 · answer #8 · answered by duckybubbles918 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe...fruitcake bites r serious business!!! esp. if it was foaming at the mouth, could be poison. i would see Dr. Pepper right away!
2007-02-21 23:11:16 · answer #9 · answered by Grad_gurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bite it back and throw it out the back door.
2007-02-21 23:10:31 · answer #10 · answered by gator girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋