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I really want to pull a silly prank on my husband. He's always scaring me and pranking me, but I never am able to get him back. I don't want to do anything like laxatives in food. I just thought of pranking him now and thought maybe someone would have a prankster mind and give me a quick and easy idea. I don't have much to work with, and don't have much privacy. We have a small apartment. suggestions?

2007-02-21 14:35:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

put saran wrap over the toilet

2007-02-21 14:39:32 · answer #1 · answered by ike 3 · 6 1

Tape down the phone button on the mark's phone. When they pick up the receiver it will keep ringing. Call in the middle of the night and pound on the door yelling "Answer the phone!" Use this along with hidden alarm clocks and coordinate the time, such as 2:30 am and pound on the front door, back door and have the phone ringing as well as the hidden alarm clocks.

Here's a simple prank that is always good for some cheap laughs. Place an object on the floor where you know someone will bend over to pick it up. This object could be a book, an important looking envelope, a purse, etc. Position yourself nearby with some scraps of cloth that tear easily with a noisy rip. You can also use a strip of velcro to create the tearing sound. The prank is simple. Just wait until the mark bends over to pick up the object. As with many pranks, the timing is critical. At the precise moment that the mark bends over, rip the cloth. You'll be surprised at how many people reach around immediately checking for rips.

2007-02-21 22:39:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 8 1

this is what we did when we were youngerWe'd take a big universal remote control with us, and park and point it at the tv where the guy with the big ole beer belly was in his recliner watching tv and we'd turn his set off, or change his channels. He'd sit up and grab his remote and click click it. Then he'd be satisfied and lay back again. Then we'd click again. We'd just die laughing.
I remember once a guy would yell, a lady would come into the room, walk over and turn the channel, then leave. We'd do it again and he'd yell, she'd come from wherever, fix it and leave. About the 4th time, he got up went over and HIT the top of the TV.. BAM !
Boy,we took off fast.. we didn't mean for anyone to break anything..lol
That was my confession.. next ?

2007-02-21 23:06:57 · answer #3 · answered by dee_ann 6 · 3 0

This may sound a bit disgusting, but I have to share a bathroom with my brother and we are always playing pranks on each other. I opted for the gross prank...I took some chocolate, melted it in the microwave and wiped it all over the toilet (on the seat cover too), then took some fake blood and make it look like I had completely made a mess in the bathroom. My brother freaked and thought it was real...might be a good laugh, but it depends on how your husband takes practical jokes.

2007-02-21 22:40:54 · answer #4 · answered by curlyq4990 2 · 3 2

Give him a stryfoam cup but first punture a small hole in the bottom. When he pours his drink into it, it will leak everywhere.

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2007-02-21 22:53:31 · answer #5 · answered by shopoholic 1 · 2 1

U need a flashlight for this. When he is sleeping, tip toe to right above his head. Make sure it is dark in the bedroom. Turn the light directly on his eyes. If wakes up cool, otherwise wake him up by jerking his body and when u see him come to, shout on the top of ur lungs, "Train, it's a train!"
Enjoy!
lemme know what happened? if possible.

2007-02-21 22:42:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

Put Saran Wrap in one of the doorways. One of my friends did this and it was hilarious. You just have to make sure that it is not noticeable.

: )

2007-02-21 22:41:18 · answer #7 · answered by Mommy To Be in April 7 · 4 0

tell him you think you might have broken a finger, hold it in an awkward position and tell him to look at it. if he reaches to touch it, scream as loud as you can. instant classic

2007-02-21 22:42:41 · answer #8 · answered by SgtElkins222 3 · 6 1

call him with some random phone and call him and say like you're order of porn has been shipped lol!

2007-02-21 22:40:25 · answer #9 · answered by derith300 2 · 4 1

LOL

2007-02-21 23:33:41 · answer #10 · answered by MuZzZ 4 · 1 1

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