You pray this simple prayer. " O, Heavenly Father fill my gas tank in name of Father Son Holy Spirit. Amen."
You will get gas in no time.
2007-02-21 14:13:13 · 12 answers · asked by icyhott4urmind 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Very funny. This should be in the jokes category. I have gas right now.
2007-02-21 14:18:01 · answer #1 · answered by Jack O'Lantern 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
god isnt the one that puts gas in your fuel tank
it requires hard working people from the people that dig the oil to the refinery and truck drivers and gas station attendants. Tell me where does god play in that role. If anything pray to the exon corporation or something for the gas that you need.
2007-02-21 22:23:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you get a preist to bless the gas, they never run out..lol
2007-02-21 22:21:30 · answer #3 · answered by SHIH TZU SAYS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are answering in most dislike manner even to the extent of abusing your self in the existence of God. Do you mean it is funny in what you are doing? You are asking question with the purpose of attacking God, you nonsense person . you are not supposed to join this page.
2007-02-21 22:24:59 · answer #4 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I call AAA from my cell phone and I will get gas in no time.
2007-02-21 22:32:20 · answer #5 · answered by breezy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And I thought you're supposed to put the car in neutral and push?
2007-02-21 22:21:24 · answer #6 · answered by elise080601 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats what I do works like a charm
2007-02-21 22:18:01 · answer #7 · answered by Together 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Walk or Skateboard or Cycle if you have those on board
2007-02-21 22:18:31 · answer #8 · answered by Tiara 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not really funny.. I don't care what religion it makes fun of, it was a stupid joke.
Oh well.
⥠Clare â¥
2007-02-21 22:17:37 · answer #9 · answered by .$. Clare .$. 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i eat bean burritos. WITH EXTRA CHEESE!
2007-02-21 22:18:02 · answer #10 · answered by uhohspaghettiohohs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋