A blonde walks into a store and she says Id like to buy this microwave, the casher says we dont sell to blondes, so she goes home and dies her hair red. She goes back to the store and says Id like to buy this microwave. The guy behind the counter says we dont sell to blondes. So she goes back home and dies her hair brown. She goes back to the store and says Id like to buy this microwave. The guy behing the counter says, we dont sell to blondes. How do you know Im a blonde she says. Because that is a telavision.
2007-02-21 14:09:19 · 12 answers · asked by *Ninja w/ awesome pirate powers* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A blonde walkes into a hair salon listining to her walkman, and says, I have an oppointment with Serine Leone. The lady says, okay, here she is while the hairstylist comes in. She says, okay, just take these earphones off and we can get started. The blonde girl panics as she says, Oh, No, I cant take these off! The hairstylist says, Okay, Ill try to work arround them. She gets to the point where she has to take her headphones off, so she just takes them off the blonde. About a minute larer, the blonde drops dead. The hairstylist is like OMG! And puts on her headphones to see what she was listening to. And what she heard was, Breathe in, Breathe Out
2007-02-21 14:13:59 · update #1
Sad... XD THESE ARE OLD BUT SOOO OFUNNY!! XD STAR 4 U!!! ;D
2007-02-21 14:14:56 · answer #1 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Jokes
2007-02-21 22:28:42 · answer #2 · answered by Hollister 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good jokes, heard them b4 but crack me up everytime. 9/10 4 u.
2007-02-22 00:21:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like these
2007-02-21 22:17:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol these are really funny!! good thing im not a blond!! lol, nice!!
2007-02-21 22:24:40 · answer #5 · answered by blahblahblah22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!So funny!! OMG!!! I luv this!!!
Have a nice day!!Btw, i gave u a star!
2007-02-21 22:17:22 · answer #6 · answered by STrawberry 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol..good joke
2007-02-21 23:42:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this question is going to be pulled off soon.
(its not a question)
2007-02-21 22:33:35 · answer #8 · answered by bobinstien420 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL!!! Very funny!!
2007-02-21 22:31:07 · answer #9 · answered by danemt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first was good
second was terrible..srry
2007-02-21 22:20:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋