If I invented a time machine, which of this you would do?

Question

Which of these would you want to:

1. See the Big Bang, "Wow!"
2. Meet the Dinosaurs! "Oooh...."
3. Surf with Noah~ "Far out."
4. Party with Jesus of Nazareth! "I like."
5. Get to know Charles Darwin! "Dude, what do I ask him?"
6. Poke Hitler! "Great fun."
7. Drop George W. Bush on his head when he was a kid! "Well he was a brat."
8. See World War 3(Future Pak)! "Pretty."

(Disclaimer: Do not squish anything during Jurassic period, might change history. Do not bring Jesus Christ back to present day, might trigger Apocalypse.)

Answer 1

Surf with Noah! Surf with Noah! I love surfing!

Actually, what I really would want to do is see my father one more time. (He died when I was seven.) I would be so afraid of leaving the world worse than I found it--I read this Ray Bradbury story that really had an affect on me, which I think you're alluding to.

And I'm with Zero Cool--I think number 7 already happened, too.

Answer 2

1 4 6 7.

Answer 3

The Islamic Q’uran is NON-Contextual and relies on the Bukhari to paint its backdrops. (Top 2 most ‘holy’ Islamic books). These teachings are prevalent throughout the book.

Judge the following for yourself.

Qur’an 8:60 “Infidels should not think that they can get away from us. Prepare against them whatever arms and weaponry you can muster so that you may terrorize them.”
Bukhari:V4B52N260 “The Prophet said, ‘If a Muslim discards his religion, kill him!’”
Qur’an 5:51 “Believers, take not Jews and Christians for your friends.”
Bukhari [4:52:177]: Allah's Apostle said, "The Hour will not be established until you fight with the Jews, and the stone behind which a Jew will be hiding will say. "O Muslim! There is a Jew hiding behind me, so kill him!"

THOUGH THE ISLAMIC ALLAH WANTS MUSLIMS TO KILL ALL NON-MUSLIMS, MANY MUSLIMS ARE NOT DOING SO AT THIS MOMENT (WITH DISAPPOINTMENT FROM THE FUNDAMENTALIST ISLAMISTS) BECAUSE THEY ARE NOW ENJOYING THEMSELVES, SOME AFRAID OF REPRISALS. DON'T THINK FOR A MOMENT THAT MUSLIMS ARE PEACEFUL. IF THEY SEEM TO BE, THEY ARE ACTUALLY NON-PRACTICING MUSLIMS.

Perhaps you think this is bullshit. But wait. Take a quick glance below of islam’s founder’s behaviour recorded in one of the most authentic Islamic texts ever recorded below and you will not think so again. Remember this, Muhammad personified the teachings of the Q’uran.

MUHAMMED HAS NO MERCY; Sahih Bukhary; and Hanbel.
Bukhary, Volume 1, Book 4, Number 234:

Bukhari, V1B4N234: "A group of people from the Oreyneh and Oqayelh tribes came to the prophet to embrace Islam, the prophet advised them to drink the urine of the camels. Later on when they killed the prophet's shepherd, the prophet seized them, gouged out their eyes, cut their hands and legs, and left them thirsty in the desert to die."

IF MUHAMMAD WAS A MURDERER, A RAPIST, A PEODPHILE, A LIAR, WHAT LESS CAN YOU EXPECT OF HIS FOLLOWERS? MUSLIMS BECOME TERRORISTS BECAUSE THATS WHAT THEY ARE MEANT TO BECOME. BECAUSE THAT IS TRUE ISLAM. WHAT IS TRUE, IS WHAT HAS BEEN WRITTEN, NOT WHAT PEOPLE TELL YOU AND WANT YOU TO BELIEVE.

http://www.bibleprobe.com/muhammad.htm
http://www.prophetofdoom.net

Answer 4

1. the big bang wouldn't have been that long ago. it happened in WW1, when the first zeplin crashed...
2. i'd shoot all the dinosaurs. they're gunna be extinct anyways
3. I'd rather not visit Noah. too much water for one day
4. no, I'd rather wait to meet him personally
5. he wasn't all that great of a guy. I'd probably ask him "how do you deal with the stress of people blowing your theory out of proportion?"
6. with a machine gun
7. nah, he was a presidents son, so the Rosswell guys would attack me
8. I'll watch it on dvd instead

(Claimer: I will write my name on a t-rex fossil saying "Hey, Ray wuz here". I'll bring a soldier from the futre back, so he can laugh at our technology!)

wierd question

Answer 5

I would watch the Big Bang. To finally know that was what happened and silence the creationist nonsense. But I would be super tempted to stay out late with the time machine and pay a visit to my pals in the Jurassic period

Answer 6

I'd have to pick 1 or 2

After all # 3 & 4 are pure fantasy

#5, 6, & 7 are to boring

#8 will be the result of religious insanity so no thanks!

Answer 7

Oh man, this is a difficult question.

I hate George Bush and Hitler, but Charles Darwin is my hero. I'll go with my morals and save Jews. Can we poke Hitler to death?

Answer 8

Fairly positive that number 7 would be redundant.

i would have to go with plan b, which is steal it from you and then do them all..except number 8, but i would do number 7, 2 times at least.

Answer 9

1 3 4 WOW!

Answer 10

I'd go back to Mohammed and tell him the truth about the Trinity, and get him to include "be nice to everybody, all the time" in the Koran. All the rest are not so important. Would have been nice to see Bin Laden with a smily face t-shirt, instead of spouting hate.