So I had a pretty crazy party at a friends house last night. I passed out and long story short, when I woke up, my pants were off and my butt hurt. How would my pants dissapear and my butthole suddenly hurt? help...?
2007-02-21 14:06:49 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
My bad, I just solved the mystery. Apparently I fell off my house, ripped my pants on a gate, then hit my bum on the sprinkler. Thats what all my buddies told me. Thanks for all the help people.
2007-02-21 14:12:07 · update #1
Actually, his story seemed kind of "out there" if you know what I mean. Butt rape? I dont think Ping Lee would do that to me, I have know him for years....?
2007-02-21 14:14:58 · update #2
what most likely happened was someone was nice enough to pull your head out of your ***.
2007-02-21 14:08:42 · answer #1 · answered by John P 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think you were raped or someone took off your pants as a joke to make it look like you were raped. I have some advice for you: STOP GOING TO PARTIES and even those that serve alcohol.
2007-02-21 14:10:32 · answer #2 · answered by Trapped in a Box 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay RJ it sounds like you have been anal rapped ... How about don't get so wasted that you don't know whats going on or keep on keeping on and invest in some butt medicine so it doesn't hurt when you're a$$ gets raped...:)
2007-02-21 14:11:14 · answer #3 · answered by brutalA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd check with your buddies and see if they pulled a Jackass on you! The one with the biggest smile is the one that gave you your butt hurt. You poor bastard.... you better make sure your not pregnant! LOL
2007-02-21 14:12:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it is likely that you were abducted by aliens and were given an anal probing, so I wouldn't worry if I were you. Now, when the antenna starts to emerge from your butt - then.........
2007-02-21 14:10:58 · answer #5 · answered by zowar1363 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're serious you were probably assaulted sexually. It is against the law and you should take your clothing to the police and see about a rape kit if it isn't too late..
2007-02-21 14:09:52 · answer #6 · answered by Lisa D 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow, if this is a joke it is stupidest one I have ever heard, if it is not a joke then you are very naive. You were raped from behind when you blacked out.
2007-02-21 14:09:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did your best friend, we'll just call him Bruce, have trouble making eye contact with you in the morning?
2007-02-21 14:10:20 · answer #8 · answered by Brad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Partying with homos eh? you came to the right site, because here they come in your!! Ha! losers!
2007-02-21 14:11:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have a crack running down your butt? If so call 911 and tell them ASAP.
2007-02-21 14:09:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That will learn ya!!!! Was the family dog smoking a cigarette in the morning?
2007-02-21 14:11:54 · answer #11 · answered by jimbobob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋