ok theres this 7th grade class waiting for their guppy to give birth. then one girl asks when they would know when the fishes water would break!!!
2007-02-21 14:03:10 · 11 answers · asked by !!! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hers another one
The FBI was hiring for a high position and after basic training they had three people left, two men and a woman. They asked the first man to come to HQ and told him,"Your wife is in the next room, we need you to take this gun and shoot her". He wouldn't do it so they sent him home. They asked the next man the same thing but he said he couldn't do it so they sent him home. Then the woman came and they gave her a gun and told her that her husband was in the next room and needed to be shot. She went in and there were clicking noises then crashing noises in the room. She came out and said,"The gun was loaded with blanks so I had to kill him with the chair".
2007-02-21 14:23:53 · update #1
Right! Never heard that one before and the girl needs a serious animal biology lesson.
2007-02-21 14:08:13 · answer #1 · answered by Trapped in a Box 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard it before but I guess the water would turn red from the blood and then the sharks would began their feeding frenzy! Or the guppy would just lay eggs like all other fish with no water breaking at all.
2007-02-21 22:08:53 · answer #2 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's sweet. :P My dad (education level: some college) asked a couple when their daughter's eyes would open. At least the girl in the story was only maybe 13. ;P
2007-02-21 22:07:22 · answer #3 · answered by AMEWzing 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good question! Would the water level raise much?
2007-02-21 22:18:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OKAY.....YEAH never heard that before ha.h.ah.ha I'm laughing in my fake laugh haha..a.ha..
2007-02-21 22:17:26 · answer #5 · answered by Candie gurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I haven't heard that one before. That's a good one!! Pfff, kids. lol. Thanks for the laugh!!!!! ROTFL
2007-02-21 22:07:00 · answer #6 · answered by Miss §hopaholic 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haven't heard that one
2007-02-21 22:42:32 · answer #7 · answered by flutterby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope never heard it.
2007-02-21 22:07:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope i've never heard it.
2007-02-21 22:07:24 · answer #9 · answered by tennisgoddess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DADUR DUR
2007-02-21 22:11:08 · answer #10 · answered by freddi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋