self explanitory
2007-02-21 13:50:42 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My name is Bond... James Bond...
2007-02-21 14:01:36 · answer #1 · answered by Bobby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi
2007-02-21 14:04:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey baby! Wanna share some of this chedder with me? It's real goood-a! Come on I'm not a "munster"!
What do you say to me bonin you in the a**, in the rain? [woman walks away] What you don't like the rain?
You should be a speeding ticket, cause you got fine written all over you.
Is there a keg in your pants, cause I wanna tap that a**!
Hey look at me when I'm objectifying you! Woo!
2007-02-21 14:27:44 · answer #3 · answered by Johnny Afman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Im new in town, can I have directions to your house?
2. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
3.Were you arrested earlier? Because Its got to be Ilegal to look that good
4.Youre like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.
2007-02-21 14:00:15 · answer #4 · answered by *Ninja w/ awesome pirate powers* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice shoes. You wanna f*ck?
Want to go back to my place for some pizza & f*ck? **woman slaps man** WHAT?! You don't like pizza?
Can I borrow a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the girl of my dreams.
You've got to be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day.
2007-02-21 13:56:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't pick up guys, it is against my religion so I don't know very much pick up lines,but I have a cheesiest lines to guys" wazzh up dudes"??
2007-02-21 14:06:23 · answer #6 · answered by Vannili 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hi, I lost my number can I have your"S
do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?
2007-02-21 13:54:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
+Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
+I'm Irish. Do you have any I rish in you? Would you like to?
+That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
2007-02-21 14:15:09 · answer #8 · answered by MLR 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooh wow..... where do i start. i guess my favorite chessy pick up line guys have used would be... did it hurt? (u answer did wht?) when u fell for heaven! oooh gosh, i wish they would use an original line for once!
2007-02-21 13:55:40 · answer #9 · answered by Heather C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats a sweet thing like you doing in a dump like this
2007-02-21 13:53:49 · answer #10 · answered by Clarkie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋