2007-02-21 13:44:17 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
cryogenics.
edit:
wow. i read your answers. most of you dont have a sense of humor.
2007-02-21 13:45:46 · answer #1 · answered by uhohspaghettiohohs 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Monkeys is a very broad term.
How many different breeds are there in the world.
Some have perished never to be seen again some have survived and prospered.
Its part of Nature.. But he would already know that. (wouldnt he?)
2007-02-21 13:50:22 · answer #2 · answered by A Lady Dragon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The monkeys we have today evolved from an earlier life form!
There next step is human!
So we better keep evolving or they could catch up to us!
Mabye if we get them thinking of God's it will slow up their evolution! Seems like it has ours!
2007-02-21 13:47:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
because You(God) made a species that was perfect for its niche in the ecosystem You created for it. I am sure if You decided to change it's ecosystem that You in turn would allow it to change along with it in order to insure it's fitness for survival. Wouldn't You?, being a loving and merciful God and all... if I was in Your shoes that is what I would do
2007-02-21 13:52:31 · answer #4 · answered by Generator gator 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Because I made them. Please just count the monkeys and don't worry about why I do things."
Supposes that if God asks me because God does not know, then I am Gods superior since God supposes I know.
2007-02-21 13:53:36 · answer #5 · answered by freemichaelcampaign 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But if god made the account, why is there still god?
2007-02-21 13:46:26 · answer #6 · answered by Zhukov 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I would answer: The same reason why there is still dirt, as god allegedly created man from dirt. If so, why is there still dirt around?
2007-02-21 13:47:29 · answer #7 · answered by CC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOD you supposed to answer me, come on now don't be playing dumb. You the one that made this stuff, what you doing man, asking us shite.
2007-02-21 13:48:05 · answer #8 · answered by glass. 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd say "Because you want the monkeys to be still".
Hee hee... wordplay.
2007-02-21 13:47:48 · answer #9 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the idiots at Greenpeace doesn't want us the wipe the species out
2007-02-21 13:47:02 · answer #10 · answered by The Raging Monkey 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just like when the christians say it:
"youre an idiot"
seriously. i still dont understand how people can ask that. even children know the answer to that.
2007-02-21 13:48:12 · answer #11 · answered by johnny.zondo 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋