what do yall think of this?

Question

WET PANTS
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> > Come with me to a third grade classroom..... There is
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> > a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a
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> > sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the
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> > front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is
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> > going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how
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> > this has happened. It's never happened before, and he
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> > knows that when the boys find out he will never hear
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> > the end of it. When the girls find out, they'll never
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> > speak to him again as long as he lives.
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> >
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> > The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts
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> > his head down and prays this prayer, "Dear God, this
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> > is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from
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> > now I'm dead meat."
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> >
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> > He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher
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> > with a look in her eyes that says he has been
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> > discovered.
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> > As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate
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> > named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled
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> > with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and
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> > inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap.
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> > The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is
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> > saying to himself, "Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!"
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> >
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> > Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of
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> > ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy. The
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> > teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts
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> > to put on while his pants dry out. All the other
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> > children are on their hands and knees cleaning up
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> > around his desk. The sympathy is wonderful. But as
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> > life would have it, the ridicule that should have been
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> > his has been transferred to someone else - Susie.
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> > She tries to help, but they tell her to get out.
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> > You've done enough, you klutz!"
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> > Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting
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> > for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers,
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> > "You did that on purpose, didn't you?" Susie whispers
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> > back, "I wet my pants once too."
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> >
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> > May God help us see the opportunities that are always
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> > around us to do good.
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> >
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> > Remember.....Just going to church doesn't make you a
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> > Christian any more than standing in your garage makes
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> > you a car.
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> > Each and everyone one of us are going through tough times
right
> > now,
> > but God is getting ready to bless you in a way that only
He
can.
> > Keep
> > the
> > faith.

sorry i didn't mean to do that

Answer 1

Jesus Christ.......stop it and just live your damn life.....

Answer 2

Once, back in the 40's hundreds of thousands of Jews prayed to god to save them from the Holocaust. He didn't. Nice Dude. He also lets hundreds of innocent children die everyday, what a softie.

Answer 3

That's a great story. God truly answered his prayer through Suzie.

Answer 4

I still don't believe in god but I sure felt bad for that little boy. My six year old nephew is staying with me tonight, his parents have the flu. He told me that he wet his pants last year in kindergarten and it embarrassed him. I felt like crying for him.

Answer 5

Cute story

Answer 6

Wow. Someone helped someone else out. Couldn't possibly be their own decision! Must have been Jeebus! Woohoo!

Seriously, don't post crap like that unless you have an ACTUAL question. And you don't.

Answer 7

Very Nicely Done!
May GOD Bless, in Jesus's Name.
Ditto................

Answer 8

Very nice and it shows that things happen for a reason

Answer 9

Sweet story.

Answer 10

bravo to you for the story BUT it isn't the way it isually turns out especially with 3rd graders

Answer 11

nice story, minus the annoying way you wrote it out...

but why must god have a role in every good thing that happens and have no role in every bad thing?