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Customer Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?"

Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."

CS: "What sort of trouble?"

C: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."

CS: "Went away?"

C: "They disappeared."

CS: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"

C: "Nothing."

CS: "Nothing?"

C: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."

CS: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"

C: "How do I tell?"

CS: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"

C: "What's a sea-prompt?"

CS: "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"

C: "There isn't any cursor, I told you, it won't accept anything I type."

CS: "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

C: "What's a monitor?"

CS: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"

C: "I don't know."

CS: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"

C: "Yes, I think so."

CS: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."

C: ".......Yes, it is."

CS: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"

C: "No."

CS: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."

C: ".......Okay, here it is."

CS: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."

"I can't reach."

CS: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"

C: "No."

CS: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"

C: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark."

CS: "Dark?"

C: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."

CS: "Well, turn on the office light then."

C: "I can't."

CS: "No? Why not?"

C: "Because there's a power outage."

CS: "A power... A power outage? Ah, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"

C: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

CS: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."

C: "Really? Is it that bad?"

CS: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."

C: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"

CS: "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."

2007-02-21 12:32:49 · 13 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

that was great thanks for the laugh!

2007-02-21 12:44:40 · answer #1 · answered by danswoodcrafts 2 · 0 0

A power outage? They need to stay really far away from computers, I think someone else should return it for them. Scary!

2007-02-21 12:44:40 · answer #2 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 0 0

I used to stay around the line from a pub, human beings might ask your self over for a flow to, glass nevertheless in hand. as quickly as I left I had a backyard sale, the supervisor got here visiting & bought all his glasses returned of me.

2016-11-24 22:55:16 · answer #3 · answered by jewson 4 · 0 0

lol all u really have to read is like the last 10 lines

2007-02-21 13:47:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

HILARIOUS!! i luv it, thats a good one but if only i could memorize it....lol

2007-02-21 12:43:03 · answer #5 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0 0

Lol

2007-02-21 13:02:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

great response

2007-02-21 12:39:48 · answer #7 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 0 0

Nice that was good!

2007-02-21 12:54:49 · answer #8 · answered by ClaralubsEli 2 · 0 0

phew! that was silly :)

2007-02-21 12:38:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

HAHA!

2007-02-21 12:40:22 · answer #10 · answered by Air 3 · 0 0

omg that is so mean!!!!

2007-02-21 13:37:18 · answer #11 · answered by chickie 1 · 0 0

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