Can you explain this to me?
2007-02-21 12:24:00 · 11 answers · asked by mphermes 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Try to be funny guys. That's a jokes section ...This is not a philosophical question.
2007-02-21 12:38:58 · update #1
THe dude wanted some titties and decided to go with the cows things and figured out what squirted out was good.
2007-02-21 12:38:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Feh. That's a no-brainer. We know what happens when humans nurse. Cows nurse...clearly it's nutritional...why not see what it tastes like so we can benefit from it? For crying out loud we don't hesitate to kill an animal and eat its flesh, it seems logical enough to me that we'd wonder how we could use cow's milk to OUR advantage.
What really gets me is: how did someone come up with the idea of eating lobster? Seriously. It's the insect of the ocean floor. It's ugly, hard to get at...it's not something that washes up on shore every day, allowing us to see seagulls constantly pecking at them to get at the meat. So, who came up with eating lobster? And was s/he inspired, or just stupid?
2007-02-21 12:33:25 · answer #2 · answered by ljb 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Dear Dr. Mike ,my name is Hannah the Milk maid,I can explain this to you for I am an expert when it comes to milking cows. Well, the man is suppose to squeeze the t.i.t.s of the cow for milking,He was a new hired hand and that is his job.He is getting married soon.He tried to practice on Betsy,sucking her big t.i.t.s(I 'm blushing) and he got choke of the milk,his throat can not handle it. now .Now he was a gonner.. Yours Trully, Hannah Betsy, Oppps!!!
2007-02-21 13:24:00 · answer #3 · answered by Vannili 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
people drink people milk
only small leap of logic to drinking cow milk
especially if you're hungry and the lactating women in your tribe won't cooperate :)
2007-02-21 12:34:09 · answer #4 · answered by Mary K 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good question. Maybe he saw how much fun the calves were having, and decided to try for himself.
2007-02-21 12:26:57 · answer #5 · answered by Veruca Salt 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
he saw a calf drinking from it and thought he might try it too.
2007-02-21 12:34:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he probably watched the calves drink
2007-02-21 12:34:26 · answer #7 · answered by just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at first,he saw the cab drink milk,so he go there n drink.
2007-02-21 12:49:09 · answer #8 · answered by tifa 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yahhhhhh 2 points.......
lol jk
maybe cows used to pee it out??
2007-02-21 12:38:42 · answer #9 · answered by veena_dracks84 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
maybe asking u why u are so curious over this >X[
2007-02-21 12:27:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋