An elderly couple named Margaret and Burt live in Alberta.
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking
proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife, 'Notice anything different
about me?'
Margaret looks him over, 'Nope.'
Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back
into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different
NOW?'
Margaret looks up and says, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down
today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.'
Furious, Bert yells, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'
'Nope,' she replies.
'
IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!'
To which Margaret replies...
'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.'
2007-02-21 12:07:00 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol don't we all wish for that...
2007-02-21 12:12:08 · answer #1 · answered by Kaitlyn P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Women had a Penis this would be considered a "Sexist" commentary. You have got to love society's double standards, haven't You? So just how long have You thought that gender specific vilification was a matter of humor?
2007-02-21 20:18:46 · answer #2 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha
2007-02-21 21:20:34 · answer #3 · answered by i must be bored, im on Y answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice
2007-02-21 20:21:12 · answer #4 · answered by jess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, thats funny, i like it
2007-02-21 20:13:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda cute.
2007-02-21 20:15:50 · answer #6 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats a good one!!!
2007-02-21 20:48:32 · answer #7 · answered by Jessie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋