Just a few minutes ago I was gnawing on a large block of sugar crystals when I heard a rather massive thud coming from the basement. I immediately dropped the monstrosity of sweetness and sprinted downstairs toward the pitch of sound. As I arrived in the shadowy abyss, I spotted Gramps unresponsive remains lying across the floor amongst a few dozen pairs of granny panties and a broken drying rack. I shuddered in anguish and I sprinted upstairs to call 911 in a futile attempt to save my Gramps’ life. As I dashed toward the cellular device in the kitchenette, I became distracted with the multicolored childrens’ alphabet magnets dispersed all over the refrigerator. I felt pleased as I began spelling words far more advanced than an elementary level child’s vocabulary. But then I suddenly remembered my crucial task of saving my gramps’ life. What should I do?
2007-02-21 11:50:49 · 23 answers · asked by Reginalda 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Just try to remember the original arrangement of the letters on the fridge, and put them back. Maybe no one will notice.
2007-02-21 11:54:01 · answer #1 · answered by Skyhawk 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take your Ritalin and call the morgue, before gramps starts smelling like Anna Nichole.
2007-02-21 19:58:27 · answer #2 · answered by Devil in Details 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Granny panties huh?? Aww let the ol timer go out in glory and go finish your block of sugar. And for Gods sakes don't be distracted by those darn shiny objects!
2007-02-21 19:55:04 · answer #3 · answered by jaypea40 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop breaking tha intarnetz with these questions. Then call 911. And get yourself some psychological help.
2007-02-21 19:53:47 · answer #4 · answered by (-_-) 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ahhh, yes well he's already dead so let it go. You can't do anything for him now. I'd put him in a nice stew and serve him to someone you don't like, I bet he'll be delicious. GO back to spelling your words.
2007-02-21 19:55:18 · answer #5 · answered by Satan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG what the heck? the awnser is obvious call 911!!!
2007-02-21 20:16:08 · answer #6 · answered by Tara143 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
obviously you become easily distracted when under extreme stress. put down the pretty colored letters and call 911!
2007-02-21 19:54:17 · answer #7 · answered by SALYOFCALI 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You left out the part about jumping on the computer and getting on Yahoo Q&A.
2007-02-21 19:53:24 · answer #8 · answered by Sparkles 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
DON'T STOP SPELLING!!!!
You gramps is a goner, it's too late for him.
But a good education can last a lifetime!
2007-02-21 19:53:41 · answer #9 · answered by Albert Hall 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
See if you can spell really advanced words - like Elephant, or tongue! I love this magnets!
2007-02-21 19:54:11 · answer #10 · answered by Faint 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋