If you could be God/Satan for one week....?

Question

Who would you choose to be? What would you do? Don't give me crap about how God is the one true God and you would never DREAM of taking his place, and don't give me crap about how you don't believe in God or Satan.

This question is just for fun, to see how different everybody's answers are. I guess its just a way for me to pick people's brains. So live a little, and answer my question. It'll only take a few minutes and hey, you'll get two points! The rules? There are no rules. Bwahahaha...

Answer 1

I would be God. On the first day, feed the hungry. On the second day, enrich the poor. On the third day, enlighten the rich. On the fourth day, go say hi to my neighbor Bhudda. On the fifth day, pour a bucket of gatorade on Satan at a football game. On the sixth day, incarnate. On the seventh day, just before midnight, suicide bomb the most popular Christian church in the world. No more me, less christianity, everybody happy.

Answer 2

I think I'd pick God because I'm a white hat kind of person. (on the side of good) I'd get myself oriented to heaven (that must be an awesome place what with the Holy Quire and Peter of course, and the Pearly Gates. Then, I would sit down and think of all my steadfast believers and the battle with Satan to win sort of believers. I'd spend a lot of time just listening to prayers, yes, you can tell alot about a person by prayers, I think. I'd also see the havoc Satan has done in this world and feel so sad. Wars, pestilence, starving children.

******I know I would never be God. There's only room for one and he already has been chosen.

Answer 3

They are honestly both the same to me...and I'd use the powers the same way.....

I'd set the all time record for most women in one week slept with.

I'd cure the world of bad music.

I'd make a pill to end addiction to drugs safely (including religion)

I'd make animals more able to fight people back when they encroached on territory.

I'd make Frank Black live forever, or at least as long as I lived, so I could always hear him.

I'd force David Byrne to have a talking Heads reunion.

I would definitely politely explain to religious extremists that they had exactly 5 minutes to straighten out or they'd learn what real oppression meant.

Answer 4

I guess i would start thinking about helping people.. (god) so to speak.
So umm. Water and fertile soil in alot of the poorer desolate and hungry countries.

Sure not going to just lump a bunch of food on there door step and instantly heal the sick, but at least give them a helping hand.. (trying to keep balance).

Like anything you try and help with, if someone thinks its for free they will exploit it.. so give a little will make there world flourish alot more.

Answer 5

Well like u said i can't take god's title but....

If i were GOD then i would TAKE AWAY THE SOULS of my enemies and all people that are snobs. I would be making all racist people WORK by creating a pyramid with their barehands and having them cross over electricity and if they don't make it all the way to DEATH then.

If i were satan then i would be calling the DEAD to awaken and KILL all my enemies. I would have bones shooting out of the ground and KILLING everybody that i hate which are many people just as white snobs and racist people and my enemies. I would make people WORK until they DIE and i would create a giant statue in my name. And when i am done with all my work i would KILL all the people in the world and create my people (which should actually be called ZOMBIES)


!!!!!!!!!! I AM GOD !!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!! HEAR ME ROAR!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!! Roooooooaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!

lol

Answer 6

i would first feed the starving people in the world, then i would save this planet from the humans, like help global warming,clean up is stupid mess if how people make drugs wipe of the stuff off this planet. clean up the crimes and make it law that the poor would have food and a warm place to live heal the sick. get rid of the diseases like cancer and aids,and change the past to be beter,i would be god,

Answer 7

I would choose god. Satan is forever stamped as evil. I would create equality for everyone. Black, whiie, gay, straight, atheist alike. It would be a Utopia. No suffering at all. And dying would be identified with having enough wisdom to move on.

Answer 8

If I could be God for a week I would let people know that they had better make up their minds and get themselves a boat because there was going to be one big rain coming.

Answer 9

I'd rather be satan, god's a sadist.

I'd pass out billions of free condoms, to poor countries.
And set up free birth control devices & birth control pill vouchers also to poor ppl, in poor countries.
Set up windmills and wells, so that poor ppl could farm and have electrcity.

--Opps that's what I'd do if I was a double/triple digit billionaire.

Let see, I'd wipe out disease, hunger, and ppl magically wouldn't get pregnant, unless they really, really, wanted kids.

Answer 10

I would choose to be God. then i would change the foundations of his religions forever.

first off, i would abolish Hell. and eliminate Satan.

then i would send Angles that were obviously Angles to every man woman and child on the planet. so that they would all have a first hand acount of my words.

for later refrence there would be a true Holy Book manifested in every home. it would made of gold and silver and have diamonds etched in the pages for words. (just so that there was no doubt.)

the 10 commantments would be re-worded to.

As you live. let live
As you love. let love
As you Pray. Let Pray.
As you find Joy. let others find joy.
Stay out of your neighbor's affairs. and he shall stay out of yours.
Human instinct and emotion are not evil.
Enjoy your life.
Live your life in harmony with your fellow man.
If you covet thy neighbor's belongings, work hard to attain them for yourself.
you are free to worship other gods. but i will still judge your actions. that way when you die i will have a refrence guide to decide if you gain visitation rights to heaven.