Not really, more like spank one. Help me sort out my anger issues with senseless humor and stupid answers.
2007-02-21 10:38:33 · 7 answers · asked by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You spank that monkey you spank it hard
2007-02-21 11:01:00 · answer #1 · answered by Krayden 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yes, spanking the monkey on a regular basis should resolve all your stress issues, but you will have to buy more exfoliant, and some glasses.
2007-02-21 18:43:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I really don't understand what you would be angry about.
How does it matter if a distant ancestor millions of years ago lived in trees?
Does it affect you being a human today?
2007-02-21 18:43:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps you've yet to move far enough along the path to allow you to overcome that impulse.
2007-02-21 18:45:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chubby is my second favorite euphemism for an erection. My fave is "sporting wood."
I just like the word sporting, I guess. And I like erections. They're ... well, grrrreeat!
2007-02-21 18:45:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You don't turn the other cheek, do you? Except when you go to the bathroom.
2007-02-21 18:51:07 · answer #6 · answered by TarKettle 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your "question" makes me want to punch you.
2007-02-21 22:16:08 · answer #7 · answered by Darcy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋