ok make me laugh?

Question

the joke i like best will be chosen at hour 4 to be the best. thanks and think hard

Answer 1

In honor of all the spam I've been getting:

You see a hot woman at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." -- That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a hot woman. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed," -- That's Advertising.

You see a hot woman at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call her and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed," -- That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a hot woman. You get up and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You say, "May I," and lightly brush your arm against her breast, then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed," -- That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a hot woman. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed," -- That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a hot woman. You talk her into going home with your friend. -- That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy her so she calls you. -- That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be hot women in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" -- That's Spam

Answer 2

A boy walks into the bathroom and catches his mom sitting on the bowl in her
full glory.
He runs out to tell his father. He asks his father "What's that big gash
between mommy's legs?"
The father replies, "That's where I accidentally hit her with an axe!"
The boy replies "WOW, you got her right in the ****!"

Answer 3

1.why do horses from new zealand run so fast?

cause they know what they do to the sheep!!

2.what do council workers and sperm have in common??

only one in a million work