3 men were stranded on and island.
After several hours pass, and humongus beast with one eye jumps out from the jungle and shouts If you make a noise I will kill you. Now follow me.
The beast leads the 3 men to a cave with a small alcove in the back. "Now gather me fruit and if you do not return I will kill you. "
The men then wander the jungle for fruit and meet back up with the monster at the cave. The men line up and the monster tells the first guy "Alright shove those apples you have brought up your butt, if you make a noise I will kill you. He puts the apple gently at first, but screams. The monster kills him.
The second guy brought cherries. "Do the same," says the monster. The second guy puts them in one by one and starts to giggle. Then the monster kills him.
The soul of the second guy meets up with the first in heaven. First guy- you could of been home free!! why did you laugh??
Second guy- Because the guy behind me brought pineapples! lol
2007-02-21 10:07:16 · 6 answers · asked by Lenneth's true challenge 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is so funny he he he pineapples he he he
2007-02-21 11:20:15 · answer #1 · answered by Pirate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before but it was about a blond and 2 other girls stranded on an island. It still made me laugh. LOL
2007-02-21 10:14:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
nice, an oldie but still good.
why a one eyed monster though? that just made no sense.
2007-02-21 10:10:52 · answer #3 · answered by K G girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-02-21 10:25:40 · answer #4 · answered by Ostrich 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but still gets a giggle ......love it.....
2007-02-21 10:26:53 · answer #5 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao - I never heard that one before, and I love it.
2007-02-21 10:23:55 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Zoey ♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋