I'm your average ordinary type guy-- Will it be heaven or hell
for me, remember your role playing here as the christian GOD
of the bible.Oh yeah, I'm dead and its judgement day! GO
2007-02-21 10:05:27 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Darryl... this is GOD......!!!!
You have used the brain I gave you...
You have not made any more mistakes than I programmed you to make....
You have tried to be good...
Come on in... the party can't start without you!
2007-02-21 10:08:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-16 04:58:49 · answer #2 · answered by balick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm role playing?
okay I'm the police, what seems to be the problem here mam'?
Oh its just so hot in here and I can't get this clothes off me.
wrong role playing? Well I'll play along for one minute. its judgement day? Okay I'm allah, you're going to hell because you chose the wrong religion.
2007-02-21 10:25:00 · answer #3 · answered by Ordin 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You're a dirty rotten sinner because you didn't accept Christ
to waltz into your tiny little heart!
You say you were raised in India and didn't know about God?
Too bad your still a dirty rotten HIndu sinner!
So off to Hell you go!
Was I accurate?
2007-02-21 10:12:34 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They don't exist. Sorry, you're not going anywhere after death.
Oh wait, I'm role playing...
By "average, ordinary type guy", do you mean a Christian?
2007-02-21 10:07:49 · answer #5 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Considering all the contradictory statements and rules in the bible I doubt anyone would make it to Christian heaven except maybe Jesus.
2007-02-21 10:17:28 · answer #6 · answered by thewolfskoll 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Darryl/the heretic I hereby sentence you to eternal hellfire and damnation...complete with wailing and gnashing of the teeth.
Did I pass the fundie test?
2007-02-21 10:14:34 · answer #7 · answered by Stormilutionist Chasealogist 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I don't know you to even do what you want me to do in a hypothetical way. Plus I am only a man and I am not into judging people.
2007-02-21 10:09:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I condemn you to Hell fire to suffer for ever and ever throughout eternity and beyond for all the times the Christians condemned me.
2007-02-21 10:11:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will go to hell because you once farted on a Tuesday and that is a sin. Goodnight!
2007-02-21 10:12:40 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋