A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house for an
early afternoon quickie. "Don't worry," he assures her, "my wife is out of
town on a business trip, so there's no risk."
As one thing leads to another, the woman reaches into her purse and suddenly gasps, "We have to stop. I forgot to bring birth control!" "No problem," he replies, "I'll get my wife's diaphragm."
After a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom in a fury. "That witch!" he exclaims. "She took it with her. I always knew she didn't trust me!"
2007-02-21 10:03:59 · 10 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!! i am so using this one!!!
2007-02-21 10:06:52 · answer #1 · answered by K G girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa!! LOL. LOL.
Poor, Clueless Guy! LOL.
Good one!
2007-02-25 09:37:56 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, funny.
2007-02-21 18:29:01 · answer #3 · answered by CrazyGirlinaMessedUpWorld 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.....aren't women clever...heheheheh
2007-02-21 18:28:09 · answer #4 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2007-02-21 18:11:25 · answer #5 · answered by tess 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Very good!
2007-02-21 18:53:10 · answer #6 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it! They both are cheating! he he he.
2007-02-21 19:20:21 · answer #7 · answered by Musiclad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha. lol
2007-02-21 18:09:03 · answer #8 · answered by Lenneth's true challenge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2007-02-21 18:24:36 · answer #9 · answered by suzie. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-21 18:28:56 · answer #10 · answered by llulia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋