2007-02-21 09:50:57 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Decorating & Remodeling
what the heck are you talking about? fix an egg? and a hammer?
2007-02-21 09:53:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
About your only recourse right now is to go back and file a lawsuit against the Hen that layed it!
No need to scramble for a law firm - Oma & Lette of Cocksville specialize in cases like these. By the time they're finished with that Hen...she'll be soup!!!
Good Luck
2007-02-21 17:55:12 · answer #2 · answered by Kathleen G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mate it with another broken egg. What is the old saying, two eggs are better than one
2007-02-22 10:50:50 · answer #3 · answered by ma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put all the broken pieces underneath a chicken, and wait patiently. It will have completely reassembled, althought the size and colouration may be slightly altered.
2007-02-22 08:33:27 · answer #4 · answered by GC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Broken egg...hammer....what?
2007-02-21 17:53:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scotch tape, and if that fails try plain scotch. It might not fix the egg, but you won't care that it's broken, either.
2007-02-21 17:54:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
iv used a chainsaw before and if that dosent work run it over with the lawn mower and i allmost forgot about the chipper it worked wonders on the easterbunny
good luck
2007-02-21 17:55:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you remember Humpty Dumpty? All the kings horses and all the kings men.
2007-02-21 22:12:17 · answer #8 · answered by bob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cellotape or 'no more nails' - you can have so endless fun with that stuff - it sticks to anything - you could even 'no more nails' someone to a wall - or hang a flat panel tv with it - the possibilites are endless -
why are so many people so dull and serious on here - !!!!!
2007-02-21 18:05:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm. Ok let me just take this minute to remind everyone Crack Kills but not reliably...... Take a minute to ponder that one.
Did you ever read the nursery rhyme about Humpty Dumpty? Go back and do that and then get back to us. Thanks!
2007-02-21 18:48:35 · answer #10 · answered by Sarah R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋