if so leave the answer 2 cuz i wanna tell it 2 some ppl thx
2007-02-21 09:43:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Is it more proper to say 5 plus 6 IS 13 or 5 plus 6 ARE 13?
Neither it is more proper to say 5 plus 6 is 11 (not 13)
2007-02-26 05:24:29 · answer #1 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A "Wise King" devised a contest to see who would receive the Princess hand in marriage.
The Princess was put in a 50x50 foot carpeted room. Each of her four suitors were put in one corner of the room with a small box to stand on. The first one to touch the Princess hand would be the winner and become the new King.
The rules of the test were that the contestants could not walk over the carpet, cross the plane of the carpet, or hang from anything; nor could they use anything but their body and wits (i.e. no magic or telepathy, nor any items such as ladders, block and tackles, etc.).
One suitor figured out a way and married the Princess and became the new King.
How did he figure it out?
Answer:
The successful suitor simply asked the Princess to walk over to where he stood, and to touch his hand!
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Question:
A 6-foot tall Magician had a water glass and was holding the glass above his head. He let it drop to the carpet without spilling a single drop of water.
How could he manage to drop the glass from a height of six feet and not spill a drop of water?
Answer:
It was an EMPTY glass!
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Question:
A babysitter came over one day to babysit 10 children. She decided to give them a snack. In a jar there were 10 cookies. She wants to give each one a cookie, but still keep one in the jar. How will she do it? (WITHOUT BREAKING ANY COOKIES-EACH CHILD HAS TO GET A WHOLE!)
Answer:
She hands the 10th child the jar with one cookie left in it.
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Question:
A beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother.
How could this be?
The beggar was a woman.
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Question:
A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?
Answer:
It was daylight
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Question:
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."
The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.
In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
Answer:
The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
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Question:
A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?
Answer:
He was walking...not driving.
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Question:
A clock chimes 5 times in 4 seconds. How many times will it chime in 10 seconds?
Answer:
11 times. It chimes at zero and then once every second for 10 seconds.
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Question:
A cop was walking past a restaurant when he heard someone scream - "No John, not the gun!" He ran inside and and saw a doctor, a lawyer, a milkman, and a dead body on the floor. He promptly walked over to the milkman and arrested him. He didn't witness the shooting and there was no apparent evidence to prove who shot the person and no one told him who the killer was.
How did the policeman instantly know it was the milkman?
Answer:
The milkman was the only male. The doctor and lawyer were females, so the cop knew that "John" was the milkman.
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Question:
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
nswer:
An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away!
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A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
Who am I.
Answer:
I'm their daughter
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Hope these riddles will help u to amuse your friends!!
Tc,, bye
2007-02-27 18:42:24 · answer #2 · answered by Shaa 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. A cowgirl rides in on Friday, stays two days, the rides out on friday. How is this possible?
2. What'a 10 letters and startes with gas?
3. In each calendar you will fin sunday beefore monday but where do you find monday before sunday?
4. what belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
5. i'm infront of you but you cannot see me. what am i?
6.i am as light as a feather but you canot hold me for long what am i?
7. what kind of table has no legs?
answers:
1.Friday is the name of her horse
2.Automobile
3.the dictionary
4.your name
5.the future
6.breath / air
7.timetable- and some others...
2007-02-28 10:01:59 · answer #3 · answered by nat b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
They're mating," her father replied.
What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment,then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying "Well, we're not having any of that brokeback mountain **** in our garden.
2007-02-28 05:21:37 · answer #4 · answered by just wandering 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A drunk is proudly showing off his new flat to a couple of friends late one night, and leads the way to his bedroom, where there's a huge brass gong.
"What's that for?" asks one of the guests.
"That's the speaking clock," replies the drunk. "Listen..."
With that, he gives it a big whack with a hammer.
"For pity's sake!" screams a voice from next door, "it's ten past three in the morning!" :)
2007-02-21 11:39:56 · answer #5 · answered by The dude 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is a cabin in the forest with 27 people in it. All the people are dead. How did they die?
The cabin was a cabin in a plane and the plane crashed.
2007-02-27 12:02:47 · answer #6 · answered by silver rose 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what's black and white and red all over?
pregnant nun on her way to confession...
2007-02-27 18:56:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋