2007-02-21 09:39:37 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Decorating & Remodeling
Oh Dear - you poor, poor little mouse! I'll send my blue cat and all will be well. Worry not Dear Little One. x
2007-02-21 09:42:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Personally I've found that in general pink cheese will not attack unless provoked. If it is going past your window, I would suggest shutting the curtains....However if you live in a high rise block I would report it to the civil aviation authority as it may become a hazzard to other air traffic. If on the other hand you have just had 1 to many I would suggest having several more as then you will pass out and not see the pink cheese......if this fails, wear a blindfold
2007-02-24 17:57:21 · answer #2 · answered by GEOFFREY P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pink cheese is a very non-agressive cheese. Maybe you should not be so selfish in your own fear and wonder why the pink cheese is running in the first place? Could the Pink Panther been mistreating him? Cheese does not run away all willy-nilly. Call the Cheese Police. They think it's easy being cheesy. Also, I don't think you're remembering to pass after you puff-puff.
2007-02-21 19:48:59 · answer #3 · answered by Katrina M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a mouse so the cheese can run away, because the mouse will eat the pink cheese!
2007-02-21 17:50:07 · answer #4 · answered by Mircles happen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I should ring the Pink Panther as its bound to have escaped from his fridge. Not many people know this but his pink colour comes from eating pink cheese.
2007-02-21 17:43:07 · answer #5 · answered by Birdman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call the drug squad. they'll come round and search your whole house for you with special dogs. They'll make sure there's no pink cheese anywere in your house. They might even give you a nice safe place to stay. it's called a cell.
2007-02-21 17:44:13 · answer #6 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call County Mental Health, they'll save you
2007-02-22 10:48:22 · answer #7 · answered by ma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dr fine Dr Howard Dr Fine eee beee beee beee
2007-02-21 21:47:45 · answer #8 · answered by 78fizz49 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A pink cupid, I think wal-mart is having a sale on them, left over from valentine day...lol
2007-02-21 17:44:45 · answer #9 · answered by mean evil woman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow you must be a paranoid scitzo like me. I see that stuff all the time but its usually more sinister than a peice of cheese . But unlike you its not funny to me its frightening.
2007-02-21 17:43:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would normally recommend a strong defense by eating morning glory seeds, however for some reason I think you've already tried that.
;-p
2007-02-21 17:47:27 · answer #11 · answered by arjo_reich 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋