A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and
while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place.
The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs
some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table,
grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey
just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off
my pool table - whole!" says the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats
everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball
and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with
him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the
bar again.
While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry
on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and
eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey
did now?"
"Now what?" asks the patron.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it
out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still
eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball
he measures everything first!"
2007-02-21 09:06:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaa that was okay!!!
2007-02-21 09:14:20 · answer #1 · answered by :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-02-22 04:45:44 · answer #2 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That has GOT to be the funniest joke I've heard in a WHILE! Thank you so much for cheering me up. I really did laugh out loud!!
2007-02-21 17:11:36 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ Mischa S. ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha,ha, ha,ha,
2007-02-21 17:16:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very original joke!! Now that's what you don't see everyday!!â¥
2007-02-21 17:12:19 · answer #5 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this joke a long time ago but I still laughed my *** off.
thanx!!
2007-02-21 17:51:14 · answer #6 · answered by fdk30 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that ones funny
2007-02-21 17:10:40 · answer #7 · answered by Ostrich 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheered me up.
2007-02-21 17:15:25 · answer #8 · answered by Butt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-02-21 17:29:40 · answer #9 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-02-22 09:56:35 · answer #10 · answered by pithermichael 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it well done.
2007-02-21 17:13:50 · answer #11 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋