A group of legionnaires strode through the scorching desert.
They hadn't had water for three days and hadn't eaten for a week
but they did not crack, and kept marching solidly on. Suddenly one
of them froze, "Psssst" said he. His companion halted, and
strained their eyes to where the first legionnaire was pointing.
"Le voila", said he, "Regardez, mes amis, isn't zat a bacon tree
on ze 'orizon"? And sure enough, there it stood, proudly and
defiant in the middle of the desert, a true bacon tree.
Slowly they crept forward towards the mystery object far off. Inch
by inch, centimetre by centimetre, until they were within a
stone's throw of the bacon tree.
Even nearer they crept, and suddenly, a shot rang out, dropping
one of the legionnaires in his tracks. The other legionnaires hit
the ground as bullets thudded into the sand around them. The other
two returned fire, and gave first aid to their wounded companion.
Even as they bandaged him, they could hear his faint voice -
"Zat was no bacon tree," he gasped, "Zat was an 'am bush."
2007-02-21 08:56:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent!Excellent!Excellent!Excellent!Excellent!
2007-02-21 20:47:39 · answer #1 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-02-21 09:30:47 · answer #2 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ver Ver Goot Mon Ami
2007-02-21 09:19:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Am with the first girl, but still is legionnaire-y funny! Whatever that means!!â¥
2007-02-21 09:13:52 · answer #4 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know, zat is one of my most favourite jokes EVER! and you tell it so magnificently
2007-02-21 09:55:09 · answer #5 · answered by used to live in Wales 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one is so old it's been drawing it's pension for years & years & years, your get the idea?
2007-02-21 09:07:21 · answer #6 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL no even ROTFLSHIB (Rolling on the floor laughing so hard I burst)
2007-02-21 09:04:10 · answer #7 · answered by DMRDX122 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even Lenny Henry wouldn,t tell that one!
2007-02-21 09:32:53 · answer #8 · answered by stand@btinternet.com 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ya know......it'd be great if I knew what 'legionnaires' were!
2007-02-21 08:58:27 · answer #9 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good, i had a little chuckle. hope you can sleep better now, knowing that i found ure joke funny.
2007-02-21 09:01:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋