An elderly man goes into the confessional and tells the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and eleven grandchildren. Last night I had an affair and made love to two eighteen year old girls. I did it twice with each of them!"
The priest replies, "Well my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"
"Never Father, I'm Jewish."
"So why are you telling me?" asks the priest.
"Are you kidding," exclaims the old man, "I'm telling everybody!"
2007-02-21 08:54:59 · 4 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! Good one! I guess old people can always add a little sugar and spice to their lives, too. Thanks for the laugh!
2007-02-21 09:15:08 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Mischa S. ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! That's so funny! That old-timer is so lucky he still got the chance to do those!!♥
2007-02-21 09:17:55 · answer #2 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would tell the whole world too!
2007-02-21 09:22:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-21 09:00:31 · answer #4 · answered by Brooke 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋