And you'd all be talking smack about this evil dude named Yahveh who rebelled against the good, loving Satan, for which Yahveh was sent to Hell... You'd be trying to convert me to Satanism and warning me about the dangers of the evil Yahveh-worshipers!
2007-02-21 08:41:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
who cares?
2007-02-21 08:44:43 · answer #1 · answered by rt1290 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL.
Even funnier is that the reference to 'Lucifer' in the Old Testament was a quotation from a Roman story about the cycles of the Planet Venus.
Venus is Lucifer. That was the Roman name for it. The story is that Lucifer wanted to reach the highest point of the sky but was cast down. It's just a metaphor for the cycles of the planet Venus, first as the Morning Star moving toward the center of the sky, then as the Evening Star.
They just couldn't resist pasting this onto their reworking of the Egyptian Set into Satan. Lol, they didn't even get him first hand, they had to borrow him.
Funny that the silly Christians think that the references to 'celestial bodies' in the Bible are anything more than stars and planets.
They are a simple people.
2007-02-21 08:49:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Some individuals worship Satan already, so the outcome of the war in heaven has nothing to do with it. The question is why anyone would worship a loser?
2007-02-21 08:49:43 · answer #3 · answered by MythBuster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many of the scriptures concerning God and Satan have been in written form for about 4,000 years. They were passed down from generation to generation long before that.
That alone should make them worth you taking the time to read them. Then, perhaps, your questions would sound less childish.
2007-02-21 09:09:37 · answer #4 · answered by angrygramma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan does not exist. Evil only exists in man. We need evil to perfect our souls but evil is man-made due to the fact that we have free will. Without evil we would have nothing to overcome...
2007-02-21 09:16:09 · answer #5 · answered by homegirlinnevada 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can not defeat God, if you could He wouldn't be God.
The Allmighty. Think about the word allmighty. All meaning total.
You can't get there from here or anywhere.
That which is created can never be better than the creator.
2007-02-21 08:49:24 · answer #6 · answered by chris p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan could never win because he was just a created being. God always wins, for all time. He is the one you want to obey because in the end we answer to him.
2007-02-21 08:46:22 · answer #7 · answered by handsomeworshipper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait satan is a broad term and the war that is supposed to happen has not yet happened that the whole book of revelations, what most people think of satan they think of the devil some think of lucifer but he is not the devil because he was banished to earth not hell.
2007-02-21 08:47:30 · answer #8 · answered by mymousewillnoteat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
While what you are suggesting is unthinkable by definition, in the hypothetical case that it should happen, it would be people like you who would be worshipping him, and the rest of us would be seen as losers.
2007-02-21 08:45:03 · answer #9 · answered by Mr Ed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was a war for minds and hearts. He did win a third to his cause. I doubt if many of them now think they "won" much of anything though...
2007-02-21 08:54:33 · answer #10 · answered by Open Heart Searchery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you know he didn't win? How do you know Yahveh isn't Satan?
2007-02-21 08:44:31 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋