2007-02-21 07:54:03 · 9 answers · asked by to the moon 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The first person to tell me a joke wins best answer.
2007-02-21 07:58:34 · update #1
What road kill did you throw in the soup this time.
2007-02-21 07:56:56 · answer #1 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh. That's my brother's baby mush/throw-up. The soups in THAT bowl. I guess you can't tell the difference between a big white bowl and and a small blue jar.
2007-02-21 16:04:14 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Ѧƨԋʅɛץ ïи ωѳиԃԑᴙʅαиԃ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Gosh!! I'm sick of soup!!! That's all I've been eating cause of this darn stomach virus!!! Man, I think I may had passed the virus on to you!! Sorry pal. Enjoy your soup.
2007-02-21 16:15:15 · answer #3 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a rooster, a backwards rooster and a gay rooster.
The rooster say c0ck a doodle doo
The backwards rooster says doo doodle a c0ck
The gay rooster says any c0ckle doo
You said the first one to tell you a joke gets best answer.
2007-02-21 16:37:16 · answer #4 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can i have a sip?*leaning over with lips puckered up for some soup*
2007-02-21 15:58:48 · answer #5 · answered by tz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
soup with deer meat in it.
2007-02-22 06:01:49 · answer #6 · answered by tag_along37 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am ok with 2 points,thanks :)
2007-02-21 16:56:03 · answer #7 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good. I peed in it. Too salty? My bad.
2007-02-21 16:06:22 · answer #8 · answered by Carnac the Magnificent 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-02-21 15:57:37 · answer #9 · answered by troble # one? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋