A man was very disappointed about the size of his wedding tackle so he went to visit a wise woman who lived in the forest,she said she could help him and sold him a magic mirror with the instruction that he must take it home and ask in rhyme for his wish to be granted. So he took it home and hung it on the door and said "Magic mirror on the door, make my p*n*s touch the floor. And both his legs fell off
2007-02-21 07:28:27 · 21 answers · asked by bo nidle 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If I wasn't in the library I would laugh... lol great joke man!
2007-02-21 07:32:59 · answer #1 · answered by Osita 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-24 22:23:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beau nidle is reading us the pages of his Journal. True Story.
lol im just kidding man....funny stuff.
2007-02-21 07:35:51 · answer #3 · answered by mBreeZe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sucks for him...NIce one! LMAO! 10 / 10
2007-02-21 07:34:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, like the name btw.
2007-02-21 09:20:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha sooo funny
2007-02-21 07:34:40 · answer #6 · answered by :)☮♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-02-21 09:36:01 · answer #7 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
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that was funnniiie
poor dude,feel bad for him =[
2007-02-21 07:45:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats funny
2007-02-21 10:51:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good x
2007-02-21 08:37:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋