my husband farts loud and stinky farts in the bed and it really upsets me really bad oh and he snors loud too and i confronted him on these issues and he does not think he has a problem. i do not even fart around him at all let alone in a bed!!! that is for sleeping and making love not making poop smell and sounds! what would you all do???
2007-02-21 06:49:20 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
oh he farted at disneyland last night 2 times in the haunted mansion line and 1 time in the line going in to disneyland!! i was mortified!!!
2007-02-21 06:50:25 · update #1
It's his bed too... so long as he doesn't pull the covers over your head and laugh, don't complain! Just be happy he is in YOUR bed while he's doing his farting and not in someone else's! That's part of the intimacy of marriage.. you know the expression to love someone warts and all? Well.. you just have to love him farts and all!
But about the snoring.. that can be another more serious issue! I was in complete denial about my snoring for years.. every time hubby poked me and said I was snoring, I denied it, because I was awake! Turned out that I had sleep apnea and was actually waking myself up with the loud snorts! This is a a serious medical condition that can cause all sorts of horrible problems, and I now have to sleep with a CPAP machine (think air compressor blowing up my nose all night!).
Get your hubby checked for sleep apnea... you don't want to lose him early! Then you'll be saying oh how I wish I still had my farting snoring hubby beside me again!
2007-02-21 08:01:11 · answer #1 · answered by endorable 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree w/ you. But consider this lesson I learned from another woman when I was compaining about my husband. ( and believe me, I have a list). Her husband was an abusive drunk that wasted the family money, he was also snorting cocaine and was being unfaithful. She had 3 kids and was not able to financially divroce him. Plus she didn't want to have her kids in the care of a drunk and his alcoholic buddies every other weekend.Makes those farts smell a little sweeter doesn't it. BTW: I heard Kane's furniture is having a sale on sofa beds.
2007-02-21 07:07:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't remember hearing any..... That could possibly be because his snoring, which sounded like a lawnmower, possibly muffled the noise. That is something I don't miss about him. Hardly ever wanting to cuddle is another reason. What a jerk
2016-05-24 03:33:59 · answer #3 · answered by Danielle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's those really forceful farts that I think are rude and nasty ... even if they don't smell.
You know the ones ... when he clenches his cheeks and pushes real hard.
No need for that. Seriously, it doesn't HAVE to be THAT loud!
2007-02-21 16:59:34 · answer #4 · answered by Reserved 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it is just a guy thing. My boyfriend does it all the time and it totally grosses me out. Its pretty nasty, but I guess its one of those things that you have to suck up and accept. I hear so many stories just from my friends and family with the same predicament. I just laugh it off.
2007-02-21 08:12:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL you are so funny.
Everyone farts. Without farting means you have stomach problem.
So enjoy it.... LOL sooo funny. I really laughed out loud to read your question here, really. LOL :D
2007-02-21 07:06:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think it's rude or nasty. But it is fun and can be funny. Sorry darlin ....we boys have a thing about gas and it's qualities. We just don't see any reason for apologizing for being socially inept about our body functions.
2007-02-21 07:01:29 · answer #7 · answered by the old dog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's your husband. You should have known these things long time ago. If you think he has a medical issue, have him go see the doc. Good luck ;)
2007-02-21 07:47:18 · answer #8 · answered by C L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's rude and nasty! My husband used to do that and think it's funny. I was frustrated and I know he hates cigarette smell and hates me smoking, so now everytime he passes gas in my presence I immediately smoke!
2007-02-21 06:57:35 · answer #9 · answered by Speck Schnuck 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop complaining! At least he's in your bed when he breaks wind. I'm sure that there are plenty of women without men who wouldn't mind having him around.
2007-02-21 08:14:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋