A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her
a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just
stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him
how she looks.
One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of
the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.
Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece
of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few
seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet
paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between
her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies. The
wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the
years?"
The husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked for your butt, didn't
it?"
(He lived, and, with a great deal of therapy, he might walk
again.)
2007-02-21 06:21:59 · 16 answers · asked by X factor 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yep! LOL. LOL.
2007-02-25 01:47:27 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LMAO. Awesome. 9/10.
2007-02-21 14:27:58 · answer #2 · answered by teardrop301 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U deserve 10/10.
Ha ha ha ha ... I am planning to buy the stocks of the companies who makes tissue papers. Give me the list of those listed on NYSE or NASDAQ
2007-02-21 14:30:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Nice one. 10/10
2007-02-21 14:48:26 · answer #4 · answered by aj121994 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! Nice One! he he...got a good case of giggles from that one! thanks.....10 / 10 and a Star for u!
2007-02-21 14:26:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
6.8974 out of 10
2007-02-21 14:38:41 · answer #6 · answered by hamthugger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually laughed out loud. Never done that before reading jokes on here. Best joke I ever read on here.
2007-02-21 14:52:47 · answer #7 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao!!!
10/10+a star!
2007-02-21 15:33:46 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Ѧƨԋʅɛץ ïи ωѳиԃԑᴙʅαиԃ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
ha! that's great!
2007-02-21 15:09:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny 10.8 made my day better
2007-02-21 15:45:41 · answer #10 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO thats good!!!
2007-02-21 14:49:12 · answer #11 · answered by Jessie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋