A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave
at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place
where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies
watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math
teacher."
2007-02-21 05:56:29 · 18 answers · asked by copter_180 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Did he have to stay after school? LOL!
2007-02-21 06:03:27 · answer #1 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! wet celery pounding the butt experience!
May be the math teacher is game. LOL!
2007-02-21 14:04:31 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It seems like the Math Teacher knew his face pretty well it also sounds like she was once a stripper for parties and her specialty was wet celery....what a WHOR3
2007-02-21 15:10:42 · answer #3 · answered by mBreeZe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG... too good.
Just to answer what Lori has asked...
The Maths teacher called the father after school.
2007-02-21 14:09:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He didn't have a wife if he was still a bachelor.
2007-02-21 16:05:21 · answer #5 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay now thats funny
2007-02-21 14:13:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL, thats too good.
2007-02-21 14:01:37 · answer #7 · answered by 1/Cos c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that IS a good one
2007-02-21 14:44:43 · answer #8 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but goodie.
2007-02-21 14:01:23 · answer #9 · answered by Lenneth's true challenge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but good
2007-02-21 18:56:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋