2007-02-21 05:55:05 · 16 answers · asked by Start_A_Revolution 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Assuming of course the UFO was not blasted into a million bits by a trigger-happy DoD employee, Jesus would immediately be wrestled to the ground, maced and charged with criminal trespass, possession of a controlled substance and terrorism. The UFO would be impounded and sit in a police lot for years until Jesus bonded out of jail, or escaped from Gitmo.
Most of America would not believe it happened, even if it were broadcast live on CNN. The Democrats would pass a non-binding Senate resolution stating their support of religion, but non-support of Jesus, marijuana and UFO's. The Republicans would declare war on Mars.
The French would, of course, surrender. The entire Arab world would ignore the incident because they don't believe in UFO's or Jesus. It's a pretty good bet, though, that something in Israel would get blown up to mark the occasion. The Chinese would download photos of the UFO from CNN and six months later, launch an entire fleet of identical ones to the moon.
2007-02-21 06:14:29 · answer #1 · answered by Rachel M 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
think of "Independence Day": Spacecraft miles long and huge, able to amazingly speedy interstellar commute that proves our present day regulations of physics are incorrect, dispatch a small alien deliver craft to attitude the White residing house. risk-free to assert the alien deliver might disable all maintaining measures w/out a sweat....and gently land on the White residing house backyard, only as shown in those exciting, cheesy 50's B-video clips. What might ensue next? Hmmmm......i might desire the occupants of the alien deliver might beam Obama, Biden---and Nancy Pelosi as much as their mom deliver....and insist Rep. Joe Wilson grow to be President---or ***poof!!*** Earth is going up like microwave popcorn interior the bag.
2016-11-24 22:16:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The world would deny it because regular media wouldn't be allowed to cover it and while it would be posted in the latest gossip magaznes everyone would think it was a hoax or they'd pass it off as the latest Hollywood comedy written by Tommy Chong.
2007-02-22 04:14:26 · answer #3 · answered by enigma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know Jesus without ever having seen him. He has given us enough descriptors to know him when he comes and enough warnings about impersonators.
Arrives in UFO, smoking a joint... not him.
No brainer. It's not how he said he would return.
**EDIT** How would the WORLD react? People who know Jesus, would know it wasn't really him. People who don't know Jesus would think either think it was him, since they don't know what to look for (same way so many fools fell for Manson and Koresh - both said they were Jesus), or would just read about it in the National Enquirer and go back to their lives.
2007-02-21 06:03:11 · answer #4 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Thats funny but whos Jesus
2007-02-21 05:58:48 · answer #5 · answered by raising hell 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I tell him to past me that sh*t and then we would watch Cartoon Network till we ran of chips, after that we would go to White Castle.
2007-02-21 08:19:22 · answer #6 · answered by jetthrustpy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doesn't matter how He returns, those who refuse to see Him will deny Him. He may very well be observed as foreign and socially unacceptable by many.
2007-02-21 06:04:51 · answer #7 · answered by rezany 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The born again christians of the world would laugh, because we would know that it was not Jesus....
2007-02-21 05:58:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
put what you said and what tinyblond said together and that is pretty close to the way it will go down. You two are to be commended!
2007-02-21 06:05:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would be quite pleased, especially when He asked Bush how he could justify his hate and intolerance behind cover of Christianity.
2007-02-21 06:00:27 · answer #10 · answered by Mark 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋