too bright. Johnny had remembered to bring his pencil for the quiz that they had in Sunday school class today, while Tommy forgot.
When they get to class the teacher decides to review first.
"Class," the teacher asks, "Who is our creator?"
Johnny sticks Tommy with his pencil and Tommy jumps up and shouts, "God!"
The Teacher knows how stupid Tommy is and is shocked by his answer. "Very good Tommy," the Teacher says as he watches Tommy sit back down.
"Now, who died on the cross for us?" the Teacher asks the class.
Johnny sticks Tommy with his pencil again and once again Tommy stands up and shouts, "Jesus!!"
"Very good!" The Teacher squeals with delight as Tommy sits back down. "Now, on more question class---What did Eve say to Adam after they had their first child?"
For the last time Tommy sticks Johnny with his pencil and Tommy stands and points at Johnny and shouts, "If you stick that thing in me one more time I am going to break it off!!!"
2007-02-21 05:38:41 · 18 answers · asked by hapigrl85 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Classic. LOL.
2007-02-25 01:50:46 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tommy's supposed to be a girl, and supposedly, SHE said, "If you stick that thing in me one more time I am going to break it and shove it up your ******* a**!!!â¥
Either way, it's still funny!!
2007-02-21 17:32:08 · answer #2 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm...1st off i heard that one with old ppl trying to stay awake,and if johnny is so smart why does he keep sticking the other with his pencil?
2007-02-21 20:33:07 · answer #3 · answered by janelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I hope he got a gold star for all the right answers.
2007-02-21 13:48:06 · answer #4 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh! heh!
Too bad you can't use "flock" or "freak" etc...much better to add such adjectives to the punch line.
Still LOL!
2007-02-21 14:06:40 · answer #5 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats kinda elementary but still funny! AHAAH
2007-02-21 14:08:38 · answer #6 · answered by cowmoomoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked that one its funny
2007-02-21 14:15:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!!! thats the best one so far 2day!!! 10/10
2007-02-21 13:55:26 · answer #8 · answered by Jessie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha-ha! thats really funny!
2007-02-21 15:03:45 · answer #9 · answered by ms.chic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but good
2007-02-21 18:56:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋