I need the one liners in the form of
What is the height of _ _ _ _ _ _ ?
Answer: _ _ _ _ _ _.
For example...
What is the height of possessiveness?
Answer: Constipation.
What is the height of comparison?
Answer: Pis$ing in front of Niagara falls.
etc.
2007-02-21 05:14:27 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The height of bullshit is,
excuse me, what's your height?
2007-02-21 06:08:48 · answer #1 · answered by tak_duma_dum 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What is the height of stupidity?
Looking through the keyhole of a glass door
What is the height of misery?
Giving a missed call to the fire brigade and expecting it to call back.
2007-02-22 07:47:22 · answer #2 · answered by Pooj@ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the height of answering
answer :
getting it selected as the bes !
2007-02-23 09:56:07 · answer #3 · answered by fearlessme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the height of NOISE???
Answer: Two skeletons making love on a hot tin roof!
What is the height of EXAGGERATION???
Answer: An ant crawling up the elephant’s leg with intentions of rape!
2007-02-21 14:16:32 · answer #4 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
whats the height of honesty-- a pregnant lady applying balm on her tummy thinkin it was a boil. whats the height of noise--two skeletons wresting on a roof tin top.. whats the height of minuteness- the dimple in the pimple of the left bum on an ant. the height of fairness--a pregnant lady buyign two tickets for a movie. i only rber these from my pre teen ers--if i no more will let u no
2007-02-22 06:30:26 · answer #5 · answered by cherark 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what is the height of shah rukh khan?
it is 5 feet 8 inch
2007-02-22 07:03:20 · answer #6 · answered by saharsh s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IF you know Tamil then ,
lunch bag la lunch edu thu tu poga mudiyum anna school bag la school eduthutu poga mudiyuma?
oru erumba cut pan na enga agum
cuterumbu agidum
iron box la iron panna mudiyum anna pencil box la pencil panna mudiya the.
enna than circular a irun thalum rectangular paper la than ne kudu kannum.
en fan suthi kite iruku?
bcos athuku address therila.
2007-02-22 07:10:17 · answer #7 · answered by moni krithika inom moni krithika 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what abt this one?
QUES:what's the height of stupidity?
there can be two answers:
ANS:1:Climbing up a lone standing wall to see what's on the other side!!!!
OR
ANS:2:looking thru' the keyhole of a glass door!!!!!!!
actually I found it in one of my jokebooks
2007-02-22 09:19:27 · answer #8 · answered by Ranjani (India) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the height of patriotism??
An Indian, wearing a tricoloured condom and raping a pakistani woman, shouting INQUALAB ZINDABAD!!
2007-02-23 00:32:48 · answer #9 · answered by kchl_dk007 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is the height of laziness?
answer:to be the last one to answer this question.
2007-02-22 06:40:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋