an who created the monkey? what was the monkey's name? how was the girl monkey created? I think I'll stick with the truth, becoz at least we know everything that happened back then
2007-02-21 05:06:40 · 24 answers · asked by Sister Rulerlady 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hello Maurice. You cross-dressing today?
You could easily inspect any primate specimen now. they have navels because they are, like all mammals, fed in utero via the placenta. The removal of the placenta at birth leaves the scar we call the belly button. It's basic biology. But I grant it may be a bit over your head.
2007-02-21 05:11:12 · answer #1 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
George Bush, Sr. and Barbara Bush made the monkey. His name was George. He was the proof that evolution had somehow ceased to evolve for some if not for others. He had neither a belly button nor a pair of balls nor a brain or soul. The girl monkey was made by a great explosion of urine in the air when the George downed one too many Jack Daniels and it mixed with the cocaine he was copiously snorting. These two pressed together and created others like themselves and decided to form a "government' by punching their chests and grunting.
The Bible? It that what you mean by back then? Oh... it's a story with not nearly as much bloodshed and corruption as this one, and therefore is deemed fiction. Only in real life can men and women be so ignorant as to believe in evolution or creationism. We are all descendants of the bushmen.
2007-02-21 05:21:24 · answer #2 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What sort of monkey business are you up to, anyway? You been listening to some fool who says Darwin claimed man descended from monkeys? Darwin made no such claim. In actual fact, man and apes are co-descendants from a common ancestor. Monkeys - an entirely different species - have no place in that lineage. Go find whomever told you different and smack 'em upside the head for being stupid!
2007-02-21 05:27:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I will stick with the truth" Let me give you a simple bit of advice that all people who think for a living have already figured out. Anybody claiming that they have the truth is selling something. I don't care what people believe. But they should always question all they can. Develop critical thought.
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2007-02-21 05:10:44 · answer #4 · answered by Bacchus 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
lol. You obviously know nothing about evolution or science. Yeah, truth would help you. You might like to start by reading a science textbook. You have alot to learn and you have no one else to blame for your ignorance but yourself if you're unwilling to learn what science actually teaches.
2007-02-21 05:12:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't have a abdomen button. as quickly as I first met my boyfriend I instructed him I din't have one and he asked if i became an alien. I instructed him yeah yet definitely I had gastric pass surgical technique and it rather is the reason i don't have one. and that i do no longer omit it in any respect.
2016-11-24 22:10:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did the monkey have an umbilical cord....If so, then it had a belly button.
2007-02-21 05:15:50 · answer #7 · answered by orderly logic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"becoz at least we know everything that happened back then"
The person that said that half the people you ever meet are dumber than you clearly never saw YA.
2007-02-21 05:11:18 · answer #8 · answered by Gamla Joe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The monkey's name was Fred.
Does that help you resolve the question now?
Sheesh!!
2007-02-21 05:11:29 · answer #9 · answered by Chatty 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Christians, did EVE have a belly button, eh? After all didn't she come from Adam's rib?
2007-02-21 05:12:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋