2 goldfish in an airing cupboard...which one is in the army??
the one on the tank?
boom boom
2007-02-21 05:02:38 · 22 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
about a funny as a turd in a pool
2007-02-21 05:08:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hit your head on the cupboard?
2007-02-21 13:08:34 · answer #2 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a funnier one:
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
2007-02-21 13:06:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
answer - The chicken, after which it relaxed in bed and smoked a cigarette.
2007-02-21 13:16:39 · answer #4 · answered by Slappy McStretchNuts 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I just told it to my 5year old and he laughed! I think you may have found your target audience?
2007-02-21 13:10:28 · answer #5 · answered by samfisher 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't quit your day job.
2007-02-21 13:08:08 · answer #6 · answered by Steve B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep dowing the day job
2007-02-21 13:06:20 · answer #7 · answered by theemadmonkey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No its not funny - never mind, you tried.
2007-02-21 13:08:31 · answer #8 · answered by First Ascent 4 Thistle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry i wish i could laugh but its not funny.
2007-02-21 14:05:47 · answer #9 · answered by Mrspaul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes short and sweet.
2007-02-21 17:46:03 · answer #10 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋