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do they spend the whole day having homosexual orgies and lying and stealing? Do they really eat dead babies like my pastor says? Why wouldn't you want to be saved from that?

2007-02-21 04:47:29 · 70 answers · asked by Sister Rulerlady 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Maurine!!! It's been SUCH a long time!! I've missed you so much more than you know!!

As an atheist/agnostic I can tell you that any babies I eat are quite alive when I get started chewing. I live with several others in a massive mud pit wherein our flesh assails one another in every imaginable capacity. Oftentimes we come out of our hole to wreak havoc in the neighborhood and desecrate the churches, then we usually sidle up to the sides of carriages to get a glimpse of the protein for our evening meal. We play snatch-and-cackle with the screaming, agonized mothers. We pillage and rape and steal because without a god we are no more than rabid heathens. Goodness knows we cannot have the free will to be kind and thoughtful people without God telling us to be. I find it rather exciting to have the local farm animals join us in our daily orgies before they are sent to the slaughter with the children. Ah, the world is fruitful and gives us so much to feed off of! The cries from the Godful ones are operatic; the torture slow and deliciously obscene; you cannot for one moment imagine the screaming, bloody, lustful completeness of it all!

Much, much ♥ dear! You are looking mighty scrumptious and rather well-cooked already.

2007-02-21 05:00:08 · answer #1 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 4 0

Your pastor is full of crap. An athiest is somebody who doesn't believe in GOD. There just not into religon wasting there lives and worshipping some bible and some non entity that was never there in the first place. Most every athiest I know including myself work, and have fun just like you do and probably does the same things you do. I get enjoyment out of life and I didn't have no GOD to do it or some pastor shoving a bunch of crap down my throat. I'm not homosexual nor do I eat dead babies. Who knows you more than likely live right next door to one or there may be a few neighbors that are athiests do they eat dead babies. You got this crap from your pastor well I would suggest you get a new this one is really going to screw your head up believing in crap like that will get you hurt unless of couse you live in one of those bible thumping towns. Get out and get a life and learn something.

2007-02-21 05:20:48 · answer #2 · answered by idak13 4 · 0 0

Hahaha. This is a joke, right? Well, I personally spend my time harrassing Christians, stealing, dressing provacatively, mugging strangers, and I do usually go for a dead baby at lunch. I usually pass on the orgies but I don't mind being promiscuous. I also do crack and have been known to walk around topless. Who would want to be saved from that? BTW maybe you should lay off the paint-sniffing. I think it's going to your head.

2007-02-21 04:54:24 · answer #3 · answered by kaiticometrue 3 · 1 0

Angel, you really need to pray and ask God for a true understanding of His Word. I am a Spirit Filled Christian, and I can not believe you just said that. The Bible says Judge not, lest ye be Judged also. The way to test a persons moral character is not by throwing accusations at them, but to use the Ten Commandments as a mirror for their life. Just hold it up, follow it yourself, and be a Witness. Don't make yourself or your Pastor look ignorant by asking such a judgmental and demeaning question. You are dishonoring your Pastor and God by saying things like this and calling your self a christian. Jesus was straight forward, but he had FACTS to back up his statements. To be Christlike, you must speak truth, not accusations.

2007-02-21 05:00:35 · answer #4 · answered by topsecretwrappers 4 · 0 0

Hi Ksu Congratulations on asking a question that gets asked and answered about a million times per day. You must feel like a real champ. BTW - pascals wager does not work when you include OTHER religions! Or did you think christianity was the only religion? What if ZEUS is the true god? Then YOU'RE screwed as well. I love the arrogance of theists. "If I'm wrong, nothing happens, if you're wrong you burn for eternity. You must really think you know it all.

2016-05-24 02:56:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think your question is not very nice. I am a Christian and your comments are unfounded, especially about eating dead babies. This is the kind of question that stirs up hatred, if you are a Christian that is not your purpose in this life. I know many atheists who are very moral and actually kinder than some Christians I know. And I don't believe for one minute that your pastor said that at all. Pastors don't talk like that and you know it.

2007-02-21 04:51:23 · answer #6 · answered by angel 7 · 2 0

I don't know where the dead babies thing came from. That just sounds made up, however there is allot of evil in the world today which stems from the fact that so many people want to remove all that our country was founded on! Prayer in schools, In God We Trust on our money, Statues outside of government buildings that have been representative of our country for decades. Why people want these things removed today proves that evil reigns on earth today.Everyone needs a higher power of some kind to believe in. Who does the atheist believe in? Oh and just a FYI, Homosexuality is a chosen, unnatural, abnormal, changeable, and perverted lifestyle, which is hated by God. If you have no God, you wouldn't know this.
People who live without God, (they might choose the (Anit-Christ and the devil) as their God) really can't acquire morals and values of love,truth and tolerance. Their morals and values are of a different kind as we can clearly see by the responses to the question. Christians are instructed to prey for those who are alone in the world and without salvation because they are dammed to an eternal life of pain and suffering. So whatever fun the atheist has here on earth is in reality their heaven so do what it is that you do and enjoy for now because it may be short lived.

2007-02-21 05:31:47 · answer #7 · answered by Tracy 3 · 0 2

Who says athiests don't have morals? They do! Believing in God is not a prerequisite to being a moral person.

Probably they spend their days much like us. Because even though they don't believe in God (big Daddy in the sky who will punish you in burning fire if you don't behave) - they DO believe in LOVE. And - in my opinion - all God really is - is LOVE.

So - I'm sure the athiests do good deeds, and go to work, and kiss their kids, and marvel at a sunset - JUST LIKE YOU. The only difference being - that they don't act out of fear.

I'm not an atheist - but this question was insulting.

2007-02-21 04:53:12 · answer #8 · answered by liddabet 6 · 3 0

The notion that atheists have no morals is absurd, and is based on the even more absurd notion that religion is the origin of moral codes. It is not. Moral codes arise from evolution, which applies to societies as well as to species: a society which practices an appropriate moral code will survive preferably to one that does not. The proper moral test of any proposed action is: what will be its likely effect on society as a whole? I hope that you have the sense to recognize the utter ridiculousness of the "dead babies" thing.

2007-02-21 04:53:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You can come over, you will be rather disappointed. I don't steal lie or have wild orgies. I like to read books. Watch a good movie. The most wild thing i do is have sex outside of marriage in committed relation ships.

2007-02-21 04:55:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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